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You must never feel badly about making mistakes.
Norton Juster
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The only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and that's hardly worth the effort.
Norton Juster
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Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens.
Norton Juster
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A slavish concern for the composition of words is the sign of a bankrupt intellect. Be gone, odious wasp! You smell of decayed syllables.
Norton Juster
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Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?
Norton Juster
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Since you got here by not thinking, it seems reasonable to expect that, in order to get out, you must start thinking.
Norton Juster
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What you can do is often simply a matter of what you will do.
Norton Juster
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And it's much the same thing with knowledge, for whenever you learn something new, the whole world becomes that much richer.
Norton Juster
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Infinity is a dreadfully poor place. They can never manage to make ends meet.
Norton Juster
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Expectations is the place you must always go to before you get to where you're going.
Norton Juster
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The way you see things depends a great deal on where you look at them from.
Norton Juster
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Many of the things which can never be, often are.
Norton Juster
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But just because you can never reach it, doesn’t mean that it’s not worth looking for.
Norton Juster
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There is much worth noticing that often escapes the eye.
Norton Juster
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Why not? That's a good reason for almost anything - a bit used perhaps, but still quite serviceable.
Norton Juster
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If you want sense, you'll have to make it yourself.
Norton Juster
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It's bad enough wasting time without killing it.
Norton Juster
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...I'll continue to see things as a child. It's not so far to fall.
Norton Juster
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That's the way most everyone gets here. It's really quite simple: every time you decide something without having a good reason, you jump to Conclusions whether you like it or not. It's such an easy trip to make that I've been here hundreds of times.
Norton Juster