Phds Quotes

Attaining a PhD is just an excuse that all young women are using nowadays to avoid starting families.

BS is just what it stands for, an MS is More of the Same, and a PhD is Piled Higher and Deeper.

Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.

I rather doubt that life has a meaning. If I thought perhaps it did, and I wanted to find out what its meaning is, I don't imagine I'd ask someone whose credentials consist of a PhD in philosophy.

We, as a society, we have PhDs in victimizing a victim.

According to PhD astrophysicists and qualified American science professors, the odds of the more than 2,500 prophecies found in the Bible being fulfilled by chance are 1 with 2,000 zeros after it. According to the mathematical science of probability, if a number has more than 50 zeros after it, the odds of that happening by chance is virtually impossible. This is irrefutable proof that the Bible is inspired by God!

Unix is a junk OS designed by a committee of PhDs.

The PhD student is someone who forgoes current income in order to forgo future income.

I got my MBA at Burberry, but I will get my PhD at Apple.

When I got my PhD, it was a time when there were just no jobs for PhDs. Period. PhDs were getting the lowest paid technician jobs, if they were lucky, in any kind of science.

I started a PhD in English at the University of Chicago because I loved poetry-which I now realize is like saying I studied vivisection because I loved dogs.

I came from this very traditional background and I benefited hugely from feminism. I felt privileged going to university and doing a PhD. Most people of my background don't get to do that.

I think I may have too much of a scientific mindset and am always looking for the caveats and qualifications in any situation. I never thought seriously of doing a PhD until relatively late in the day. I was always diligent at the book-work at university but the brightest amongst my friends all seemed to have a more intuitive grasp of the subject.

Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer.

You have to take those concepts and prove them, a little bit like you do a PhD thesis.

No one should have to get a PhD in economics to survive in this economy.

A PHD is not the end of education. Education exists even among the bees who feed their queen only with the purest.