Poodles Quotes

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.

I don't like politics, hypocrites, folks with poodles.

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

I'd just like to say that I have a personal disgust for small dogs, like poodles. I have some serious physical problems with them. Everything about them means I must kill them. I must.

...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy." I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked deadly serious. "I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it." "Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle." The poodle growled. "I said hello to the poodle.

There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.

I liked wearing the '50s wardrobe. It was hard in the beginning. The first shows I wore regular young girl dresses. Then a little later I got to wear the poodle skirts and such.

I like extremely effeminate dogs like terriers or schnauzers. I make an exception for giant schnauzers and big poodles. Basically, I like dogs which can be dyed day-glo colours.

Jessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack.

When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people.

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

The Park Avenue of poodles and polished brass; it is cab country, tip-town, glassville, a window-washer's paradise.

I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

They're not dogs [poodles], they're art.

Because I am about to be devoured by poodles," I quip. "Remember me always, my love.

Be wary of passing the judgment: obscure. To find something obscure poses no difficult, elephants and poodles find many things obscure.

Love, Arthur, is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite, and personally I have my pride.

He was born in Bercy on the outskirts of Paris and trained in France, and while he knows a little Poodle-English, he responds quickly only to commands in French. Otherwise he has to translate, and that slows him down.

What's that?" "That's my attack poodle.

Love is the infinite placed within the reach of poodles. I have my dignity!

When I was younger, I had a perm, and it was really big. My mom was a hairdresser, so even my dad had a perm! I looked like a poodle, but it was cool at the time.

I don't remember any blue poodles.

I used to breed poodles. I liked them because they were fluffy and so cute - and honestly, they make a lot of money when you sell them!

I said hello to the poodle.

If one is of the masculine gender, a poodle is the insignia of one's deviation.

Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills.

I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys.