1.
When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.
Gene Simmons
2.
I don't like politics, hypocrites, folks with poodles.
Alan Jackson
3.
It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
Brad Garrett
4.
I'd just like to say that I have a personal disgust for small dogs, like poodles. I have some serious physical problems with them. Everything about them means I must kill them. I must.
Axl Rose
5.
...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.
Charles Kuralt
6.
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Edmund Wilson
7.
Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy." I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked deadly serious. "I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it." "Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle." The poodle growled. "I said hello to the poodle.
Rick Riordan
8.
There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.
Pablo Picasso
9.
I liked wearing the '50s wardrobe. It was hard in the beginning. The first shows I wore regular young girl dresses. Then a little later I got to wear the poodle skirts and such.
Erin Moran
10.
I like extremely effeminate dogs like terriers or schnauzers. I make an exception for giant schnauzers and big poodles. Basically, I like dogs which can be dyed day-glo colours.
Jonathan Meades
11.
Jessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack.
Evan Peters
13.
When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people.
Julia Glass
14.
The Park Avenue of poodles and polished brass; it is cab country, tip-town, glassville, a window-washer's paradise.
Gay Talese
15.
I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Phil Zimmermann
17.
Because I am about to be devoured by poodles," I quip. "Remember me always, my love.
Holly Black
18.
Be wary of passing the judgment: obscure. To find something obscure poses no difficult, elephants and poodles find many things obscure.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
19.
Love, Arthur, is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite, and personally I have my pride.
Louis-Ferdinand Celine
20.
He was born in Bercy on the outskirts of Paris and trained in France, and while he knows a little Poodle-English, he responds quickly only to commands in French. Otherwise he has to translate, and that slows him down.
John Steinbeck
23.
When I was younger, I had a perm, and it was really big. My mom was a hairdresser, so even my dad had a perm! I looked like a poodle, but it was cool at the time.
Heidi Klum
25.
I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys.
Vanessa Hudgens
26.
I used to breed poodles. I liked them because they were fluffy and so cute - and honestly, they make a lot of money when you sell them!
Raven-Symone
28.
If one is of the masculine gender, a poodle is the insignia of one's deviation.
Mart Crowley
29.
Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills.
Ilona Andrews