Possums Quotes

I'm not really scared of a lot of things. I'm scared of possums. And I'm scared of raccoons sometimes, it depends on how big it is - I'm scared of the smaller raccoons because the bigger ones are slower.

You can't put this possum in a cage

Horses are like giant possums that you can ride and they stare at you and have terrifying boners

I've eaten weird things through the course of my life. I've eaten wild game, I've eaten possum - possum's no good.

No, officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? OH. My bad." -Nastasya