Psychiatrist Quotes

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

Going to a psychiatrist has become one of the most dangerous things a person can do.

If you agree with me on 9 out of 12 issues, vote for me. If you agree with me on 12 out of 12 issues, see a psychiatrist.

My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.

In Greece we're too poor to go to psychiatrists -- we have friends instead.

If you listen to neurologists and psychiatrists, you'd never fall in love.

A mental healer may be a psychiatrist. A psychiatrist may or may not be a mental healer.

As for being responsible or irresponsible, we don't recognize those notions, they're for policemen and courtroom psychiatrists.

Songwriting is the cheapest psychiatrist I know.

One thought-murder a day keeps the psychiatrist away.

The psychiatrists examine you and ask you about your life and work, and then they decide whether your film can be shown or not. It's a horrible experience.

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

The psychiatrist knows only too well how each of us becomes the helpless but not pitiable victim of his own sentiments. Sentimentality is the superstructure erected upon brutality.

Psychiatrist to patient: Maybe you don't have a complex. Maybe you are inferior.

I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not treating patients.

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

I said I would never go to a psychiatrist, and I spent much of my life in psychoanalysis.

God seems willing to act as the most sublime psychologist, psychotherapist, or even psychiatrist if we are willing.

I think that music has been a great help to me and this has been confirmed by every psychiatrist I have seen. I would probably be dead if not for music.

I have seen one or two psychiatrists. They just sit and nod and doodle.

If I weren't a writer, I'd be a psychiatrist.

There's no drugs, no Tom in a dress, no psychiatrists.

I would say I see myself as a psychiatrist in remission.

In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you.

My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.

Psychiatrists don't solve anything from one day to the next.

A psychiatrist is the god of our age. But they cost money.

I'm inclined to believe you need the psychiatrist.

I had to work with a psychiatrist.

If I didn't play tennis I probably would have to see a psychiatrist.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” “I don’t know. How many?” “Eight.” “Why?” “Oh, stop overanalyzing it.

I have no hang-ups. I don't have to go to psychiatrists.

I know that things get worse before they get better because that’s what my psychiatrist says, but this is a worse that feels too big.

I always wanted to be a psychiatrist.

I expect most psychiatrists have a patient or two they'd like to refer to me.

If I wasn't in fashion, I would have been a psychiatrist.

I know that I brought this all on myself. I know that I deserve this. I'd do anything not to be this way. I'd do anything to make it up to everyone. And to not have to see a psychiatrist, who explains to me about being "passive aggressive.