Puffins Quotes

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.

On my mother's side I'm Polish-Jewish, and on my father's side I'm Scottish puffin.

Atlantic puffins starve to death so that Danish chickens can feast on their fish.