1.
I'm an addict, I'm addicted to success. Thankfully, there's no rehab for success.
Lil Wayne
2.
I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.
Andy Dick
3.
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
Charlie Sheen
4.
I'm of the school of thought where, if you can't sort something out for yourself, no one can help you. Rehab is great for some people but not others.
Amy Winehouse
5.
Going to rehab was the best decision I ever made.
Lara Stone
6.
I haven't been to rehab, I don't do anything eccentric - I'm really boring.
Katherine Heigl
7.
Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.
Jimmy Buffett
8.
One of the things you learn in rehab is that you're responsible for your own actions.
Dale Archer
9.
If there were a rehab for curiosity; I'd be in it.
Diane Sawyer
10.
It is all about rehab. Most doctors can make you 100 percent well physically. I would tell you that it is 25 percent about the surgery and 75 percent about the rehab.
Curt Schilling
11.
At some point you're like, gosh, this rehab is never going to end, and then all of a sudden I'm full strength and I'm about to go to my first competition. So I feel really great.
Kerri Walsh
12.
Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say.
Christopher Moore
13.
Addiction is a serious desease; it will end with jail, mental institutions or death.
Russell Brand
14.
The most mortifying fact of my life is something that happened when I was fourteen and I have never admitted to anyone: not to friends nor therapists; not even in rehab when we were detailing our own personal spirals of shame did I confess. It is this: I am a graduate of the Barbizon School of Modeling.
Augusten Burroughs
15.
I've been in rehabs with hardcore heroin addicts who say, 'I've kicked the heroin, but I can't let go of the tobacco.' I haven't smoked a cigarette in a long time. I like being clean now.
Ozzy Osbourne
16.
At 18, if someone had said to me, "I think you should go to rehab and get cleaned up," I would have thought, "You're fucking mad."
Ozzy Osbourne
17.
I think 12-step programs really work, rehab really works, certain types of therapies and talking to other addicts really work. There are a lot of things that work - that isn't the problem. The problem is getting the addicts to say they're addicts. The problem is admitting it.
Susan Cheever
18.
I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot.'
Ann Coulter
19.
I went and did some things [rehab], and then of course my life didn't change that much [for a while], but I never missed work.
Kelsey Grammer
20.
It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said that I would die before I went to rehab. But I thought, 'I'm going to stay here tonight.' And I stayed there for a month. It was great.
Lindsay Lohan
21.
All rehab can do is tell you what’s wrong with you and then suggest ways for you to get better.
Ozzy Osbourne
22.
Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans a day.
Carmen Electra
23.
I just don't see me going through that rehab and coming back to pitch at this point in my life.
Josh Beckett
24.
All the boys in rehab are totally available because their girlfriends have all given up on them. It's fantastic.
Nicole Richie
25.
I'm not looking to do anything for rehab as far as addicts, because that's not really what I do.
Diamond Dallas Page
26.
He [Nomar Garciaparra] could go 0-for-10 in rehab and it wouldn't mean anything.
Joe Torre
27.
Either you have a sense of humor about [being a former child star], or you're in rehab. There's not a lot of gray area.
Wil Wheaton
28.
All my time in rehab has made me appreciate tennis more than ever.
Kim Clijsters
29.
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said 'No, no, no,'
Amy Winehouse
30.
When people come out of rehab, they usually go to secondary rehab for another six months and then enter back into society gradually. But I came out and did Top Of The Pops straight away!
Robbie Williams
33.
I went into rehab to save my marriage, but I wound up saving myself.
Michael Douglas
34.
I've never been to rehab, I've never been to psychotherapy or the doctor or anything like that. I went to a church and I was prayed for, and I've always had a great relationship with God.
Smokey Robinson
35.
Four rehabs meant a fifth was somewhere down the road.
John Grisham
36.
We all know what happens to celebrities when their time is up - rehab and then a stint on VH1.
Jon Stewart
37.
Maybe I need some rehab,
Or maybe just need some sleep
Kesha