Reindeer Quotes

I'm like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. If I'm not ready, the sled isn't going to go.

I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.

If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.

I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

From now on, gang, we won't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!

Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.

When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.

Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy!

If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.