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I'm like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. If I'm not ready, the sled isn't going to go.
Kevin Garnett
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I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.
Nicki Minaj
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If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.
Ted Strickland
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I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous.
John Green
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Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.
Conan O'Brien
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Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
Colin Mochrie
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From now on, gang, we won't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games.
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How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!
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Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh.
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Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.
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When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.
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Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy!
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If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.
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