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Remote Control Quotes

1.
I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.
Gilbert Gottfried

Authors on Remote Control Quotes: Jay Leno Julie Garwood Arnold Kling Simone Elkeles David E. Kelley Steven Wright David Neeleman Gilbert Gottfried David Letterman Benjamin W. Chidlaw
2.
These UFOs are interplanetary devices systematically observing the earth, either manned or under remote control, or both.
Benjamin W. Chidlaw

3.
The prescription for better health care is more freedom to innovate, not remote-control surgery from Washington.
Arnold Kling

4.
It gets harder and harder to succeed and find audiences with the 500-channel universe, the remote control, and people being so trigger happy with that remote control. It just gets harder to get a foothold.
David E. Kelley

5.
This is not a business where you can hand off and run by remote control.
David Neeleman

6.
Unfortunately, real life doesn't have a remote control.
Simone Elkeles

7.
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
Steven Wright

8.
55% of all Americans lose their remote control 5 times a week. That means that they must see the same show for up to 3-4 minutes a time!
Jay Leno

9.
He who controls the remote, controls the world
Julie Garwood

10.
A small handgun makes any TV remote control.
David Letterman

11.
9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control!
Jay Leno