Restroom Quotes

You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of her as a human being.

The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a restroom, go.

Try being my size and going into a public restroom.

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

I am concentrating docilely on the question why U.S. restrooms always appear to us as infirmaries for public distress, the place to reagain control.

We don’t have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon.” “You’ve got a magician named Mel?