Restroom Quotes

You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of her as a human being.

The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a restroom, go.

Try being my size and going into a public restroom.

We don’t have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon.” “You’ve got a magician named Mel?

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

I am concentrating docilely on the question why U.S. restrooms always appear to us as infirmaries for public distress, the place to reagain control.