Retarded Quotes

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.

Islam is not a religion, it's an ideology, the ideology of a retarded culture.

Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off.

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.

Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy.

I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.

I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.

Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.

If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.

I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded.

I collect things that just look retarded.

A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity.

We feel that animals have the same rights as retarded human nchild because they are equal mentally in terms of dependence on others.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded.

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded. When I named the album originally, I thought I bit off more than I could chew but you'd be an idiot to think I'm talking about how the South killed hip-hop or how New York isn't where it should be or where it once was. It was like, "Damn, I need to explain this?" But I thought, "Nah, the proof is right there. We should know what it is." I expect the hip-hop audience to be avant garde. I want them to be where I'm at or beyond where I'm at.

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

I still love her. But she's retarded, too.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded.

What is a weak pawn? A pawn that is exposed to attack and also difficult to defend is a weak pawn. There are several varieties: isolated, doubled, too advanced, retarded.

It's cool because you get to see that some of these women are there because they should be. They're actually not good people to be in society. And then, other people are there because they just made a really retarded mistake.

He knows, as all the cleverest ones do, that no human being is so interesting that he can't make himself more interesting still by acting retarded at random intervals.

And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded.

Jello's Biafra kind of like my weird, retarded uncle. He's part of the family.

Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.

What is the politically correct term for 'retarded'?""I think the words you're fishing for are 'mentally disabled.' And no. I'm not mentally disabled.

They drummed into you that pain was good, you were supposed to go with it, push into the pain, and only... now... did I contemplate what retarded advice this was.

That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

Our relationship is complicated by the fact that I am emotionally retarded.

Underneath this veneer of slightly crazy and mildly socially retarded, I'm a complete disaster.