American captain, Birth: 8-6-1918, Death: 21-3-1987
1.
I know what you're thinking... and you oughtta be ashamed of yourself.
Robert Preston
2.
I once cured an amateur skydiver of acute acrophobia. Now, you could say he was all right, because he was able to jump. But you could also say he was not all right, because he was so stoned he neglected to open his parachute.