1.
You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!
Randy Savage
'You will devour my behind-thrusters and relish it! Ohhhh yeahhh!'
2.
The rocket worked perfectly, except for landing on the wrong planet.
Wernher von Braun
The rocket performed admirably, except for it ending up on an inappropriate celestial body.
3.
It takes sixty-five thousand errors before you are qualified to make a rocket.
Wernher von Braun
It takes sixty-five thousand blunders before one is capable of constructing a rocket.
4.
Time travel used to be thought of as just science fiction, but Einstein's general theory of relativity allows for the possibility that we could warp space-time so much that you could go off in a rocket and return before you set out.
Stephen Hawking
5.
You can't ask your pharmacist to stock larger quantities of potassium nitrate because you want to make a bigger rocket.
Kary Mullis
6.
I've decided to become a member of the Houston Rockets. I feel it's the best place for me and I am excited about joining the Rockets and I'm looking forward to a great season. I want to thank the fans in Los Angeles and wish them the best.
Dwight Howard
7.
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
Bill Watterson
8.
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
Bill Watterson
9.
Rocket science has been mythologized all out of proportion to its true difficulty.
John Carmack
10.
Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.
Charlie Sheen
11.
Rocket science is tough, and rockets have a way of failing.
Sally Ride
12.
What’s this? What are the antagonists doing here – infiltrating their own audience? Well, they’re not really. It’s somebody else’s audience at the moment, and these nightly spectacles are an appreciable part of the darkside hours of life of the rocket capital. The chances for any paradox here, really, are less than you think.
Thomas Pynchon
13.
So much goes into doing a transplant operation. All the way from preparing the patient, to procuring the donor. It's like being an astronaut. The astronaut gets all the credit, he gets the trip to the moon, but he had nothing to do with the creation of the rocket, or navigating the ship. He's the privileged one who gets to drive to the moon. I feel that way in some of these more difficult operations, like the heart transplant.
Denton Cooley
14.
The truth is that once you get down on the trading floor, you find that the traders come from all walks of life. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to be a trader. In fact, some of the best traders whom I knew down on the floor were surf bums. Formal education didn't really seem to have much to do with a person's skill as a trader.
Linda Bradford Raschke
15.
The thing I have discovered about working with personal finance is that the good news is that it is not rocket science. Personal finance is about 80 percent behavior. It is only about 20 percent head knowledge.
Dave Ramsey
16.
It's only rock and roll, my god! It's not rocket science.
Steven Adler
17.
I even have a Harmony Rocket and a Stratocaster with a scalloped neck back in Florida.
Scott Putesky
18.
The rockets... can be built so powerfully that they could be capable of carrying a man aloft.
Hermann Oberth
19.
What I do is not rocket science, but I sure do love it.
Kyle Chandler
20.
Human relationships are not rocket science--the are far, far more complicated
James W. Pennebaker
21.
Most women would rather have someone whisper their name at optimum moments than rocket with contractions to the moon.
Merle Shain
22.
The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.
Al Franken
24.
I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.
Johnny Knoxville
25.
That’s one of the reasons I never wanted to get married. The last thing I wanted was infinite security and to be the place an arrow shoots off from. I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket.
Sylvia Plath
26.
If there is a small rocket on top of a big one, and if the big one is jettisoned and the small one is ignited, then their speeds are added.
Hermann Oberth
27.
When earth gets good and crowded, like 15th century England, then some new Pilgrims are gonna rocket their Mayflowers to a new solar system.
Lenny Bruce
28.
Making money is a common sense. It's not rocket science. But unfortunately, when it comes to money, common sense is uncommon.
Robert Kiyosaki
29.
Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!
Jon Heder
30.
The rockets and the satellites, spaceships that we're creating now, we're pollinating the universe.
Neil Young
31.
What was it like working with John Carmack on Quake? Like being strapped onto a rocket during takeoff – in the middle of a hurricane.
Michael Abrash
32.
The revolutionary breakthrough will come with rockets that are fully and rapidly reusable. We will never conquer Mars unless we do that. It'll be too expensive. The American colonies would never have been pioneered if the ships that crossed the ocean hadn't been reusable.
Elon Musk
33.
Rocket ships are exciting but so are roses on a birthday.
Leonard Nimoy
34.
That's our job - to strap rockets onto everything.
Adam Savage
35.
A rocket won't fly unless somebody lights the fuse!
Homer Hickam
36.
I mean, gosh, my first tours I ever did were with the Ramones and Iggy Pop and Love & Rockets.
Perry Farrell
37.
I always see what’s... wrong. Would you want that? When I see a car or a rocket or spacecraft, I only see what’s wrong. I never see what’s right. It’s not a recipe for happiness.
Elon Musk
38.
Stand back! I gotta get some rocket fuel out of the fridge!
Adam Savage
39.
When you launch in a rocket, you're not really flying that rocket. You're just sort of hanging on.
Michael P. Anderson
40.
The Moon has given us months, tides and a destination that ever-beckons. It's time we build a rocket and go to stay.
Chris Hadfield
41.
Just imagine: I, a Premier, a Soviet representative, when I came here to this city, I was given a plan - a program of what I was to be shown and whom I was to meet here. But just now, I was told that I could not go to Disneyland. I asked, 'Why not?' What is it, do you have rocket-launching pads there? I do not know
Nikita Khrushchev
42.
It's really not rocket science. If animals are not mere things; if they have moral value, we cannot justify eating, wearing, or using them particularly when we have no better reason than palate pleasure or fashion. If you are eating, wearing, or using animals, then your actions say that you regard them as mere things, despite what your words say.
Gary L. Francione
43.
Most recently, terrorist forces have captured Israeli soldiers and fired rockets into Israeli cities - both unprovoked. These acts of aggression deserve the rapid and decisive response they received.
John Boehner
44.
Television was first conceived to be used as some kind of telescope, not for broadcasting. Originally, Sworkin, the inventor of television, wanted to settle cameras on rockets so that it would be possible to watch the sky.
Paul Virilio
45.
The great thing about being an astronaut is you kind of get to do a little bit of everything. I mean, we're going to ride a rocket uphill.
David M. Brown
46.
Come on, Rory! It isn't rocket science, it's just quantum physics! -The Doctor (Matt Smith)
Steven Moffat
47.
One of our neighbors is a salami distributor, and they pretty well - I mean, we used their salami to make a rocket engine out of. They just look at us and they're amused, they're fine with it.
Jamie Hyneman
48.
I used to watch the old 'Flash Gordon' series on TV, and it was thrilling to rocket to the planet Mongo every week. But after a while, I figured out that although Flash got the girl and all the accolades, it was really Dr. Zarkov who made the series work. Without Dr. Zarkov, there could be no Flash Gordon.
Michio Kaku
49.
Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
Tom Lehrer
50.
If you put somebody on a crack pipe and give them a 9 mm Baretta, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what's going to happen next.
James Lee Burke