1.
Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.
Ruby Wax
2.
Why, when you have a mental disease, is it always considered an act of imagination? Why is it that every organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy except the brain?
Ruby Wax
3.
I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.
Ruby Wax
4.
Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.
Ruby Wax
5.
People who say ... they're perfectly fine [are] more insane than the rest of us.
Ruby Wax
6.
For me mindfulness is like building a house, so the next time the tsunami that is depression comes I'll have a structure in place to resist it.
Ruby Wax
7.
How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?
Ruby Wax
8.
College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
Ruby Wax
9.
By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.
Ruby Wax
10.
Only if you're kind to yourself, can you be kind to others.
Ruby Wax
11.
Thoughts aren't fact, so don't take them seriously
Ruby Wax
12.
I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
Ruby Wax
13.
Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me.
Ruby Wax
14.
[With depression] you get a real sense of shame, because your friends go, 'Oh come on, show me the lump, show me the x-rays,' and of course you've got nothing to show.
Ruby Wax
15.
My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.
Ruby Wax
16.
Why is that when people become ill and have something wrong with any of their organs, they get sympathy from other people - except when that organ is their brain?
Ruby Wax
17.
I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.
Ruby Wax
18.
'The Piano' is a romantic drama that really made me want to see New Zealand. When I finally did it was every bit as jaw dropping as it looked in the film. It's so virgin and green, it's like God said 'lets try again' and he got it right this time!
Ruby Wax
19.
I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.
Ruby Wax
20.
I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.
Ruby Wax
21.
I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced
Ruby Wax
22.
You shouldn't run away from your problems, you need to aim straight for the heart of the beast.
Ruby Wax
23.
I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women will love that show.
Ruby Wax
24.
Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don't.
Ruby Wax
25.
Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.
Ruby Wax
26.
I always ask the booksellers to look at me and recommend a book; 9 out of 10, they get it right; it’s usually a book about someone dysfunctional. To me bookstores are like brothels of imagination, each book is luring me over going, 'Read me, read me'.
Ruby Wax
27.
My whole career has been an act of revenge.
Ruby Wax
28.
You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.
Ruby Wax
29.
I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home.
Ruby Wax
30.
Depressions are very cyclical, they happen once every five years. When I was on TV, yes I was effervescent, you can't fake it. It [depression] comes like the pox.
Ruby Wax
31.
What once made you safe now drives you insane.
Ruby Wax
32.
I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.
Ruby Wax