2.
Ballroom dancing is a contact sport. Rugby is a collision sport.
Heyneke Meyer
4.
Your hands can't catch what your eyes can't see.
Martin Offiah
5.
I played rugby for years, and I had a rugby jacket that I lost when I was 14. Somehow, my brother found it in storage 15 years later, and he gave it back to me for my 30th birthday. That was amazing and probably one of the best gifts I've ever received.
Ryan Reynolds
6.
I've seen a lot people like him, but they weren't playing on the wing.
Colin Meads
7.
Looking back, my whole life seems so surreal. I didn't just turn up on the doorstep playing rugby, I had to go through a whole lot of things to get there.
Jonah Lomu
8.
I've always said that playing rugby in Spain is like being a bullfighter in Japan.
Javier Bardem
10.
Rugby is a nonsense, but a very serious nonsense.
Cliff Morgan
12.
I love baseball. And American Football, too. But not rugby.
Carlos Slim
13.
He's like a demented ferret up a wee drainpipe.
Bill McLaren
14.
You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
Murray Mexted
16.
We can change South Africa on the rugby field
Danie Craven
18.
Those props are as cunning as a bag o' weasels.
Bill McLaren
20.
I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first.
Dan Carter
21.
I thought I would have a quiet pint ... and about 17 noisy ones.
Gareth Chilcott
22.
It's a really exciting time to be involved in Welsh rugby.
Jonah Lomu
23.
Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago.
Murray Mexted
24.
Me? As England's answer to Jonah Lomu? Joanna Lumley, more likely.
Damian Hopley
25.
I'm very happy to be back playing rugby for England again - there were times when I questioned if this would happen.
Jonny Wilkinson
26.
Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth.
Tom O'Reilly
27.
I played ten injury-free years between the ages of 12 and 22. Then, suddenly, it seemed like I was allergic to the twentieth century.
Nigel Melville
28.
I knew he would never play for Wales ... he's tone deaf.
Vernon Davis
29.
Wade Dooley: With a handle like that he sounds more like a western sheriff than the Lancashire bobby that he is.
Norman Mair
30.
I'm still an amateur, of course, but I became rugby's first millionaire five years ago.
David Campese
31.
It's definitely the hardest tackle I've taken in my life but I'm still breathing and that's a good sign.
Derick Hougaard
32.
The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting harder and harder, watching oafs, getting muddier and muddier.
Virginia Graham
33.
Forwards are the gnarled and scarred creatures who have a propensity for running into and bleeding all over each other.
Peter FitzSimons
34.
I have more critics than Hitler.
Beau Ryan
35.
You blindfold yourself and spin around for 10 times and then open your eyes and try to chase it down.
Ric Suggitt
36.
Bryan Habana likes to talk himself up before games and then nothing happens.
David Campese
37.
Good big blokes are better than good little blokes. Then again, good little blokes are better than dud big blokes. And dud big blokes should play something other than Rugby
Bob Dwyer
38.
On his multi-player injury substitutions against Western Samoa-It was like the Falklands crisis. I was counting them in and counting them out.
Jack Rowell
39.
I'd like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.
Nick Easter
40.
The time I've spent in professional Premiership club rugby has been invaluable.
Rob Andrew
41.
I played rugby most of my life and then I switched to snowboarding, which provided me a lot of inspiration.
Charlie Bewley
42.
Right now I'm not fitting into the coach's plans and so I just want to make sure I can do the best I can and improve myself and make sure I get picked.
Danny Cipriani
43.
I've been flogging myself to keep my fitness up there.
Willie Mason
44.
A rugby tour is like sex. When its good it's great, and when it's bad - hey! It's still pretty good!
Peter FitzSimons
45.
Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball.
Peter Pook
46.
In rugby there are those who play the piano - and those who shift them
Pierre Danos
47.
I didn't have to play rugby that well, and I didn't have to play cricket that well, because I had this voice.
Tom Jones
48.
With all the traveling and promotion I've been doing for 'Murderball,' its been difficult keeping up with my rugby training.
Mark Zupan
49.
Crusaders shouldn't have been allowed in from the start.
Keith Senior
50.
I retired from rugby because I was old and getting really slow.
Javier Bardem