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It's basically the same, just darker.
Alan Kulwicki

Authors on Rugby Quotes: Murray Mexted Bob Dwyer Jonah Lomu Peter FitzSimons David Campese Javier Bardem Danie Craven Bill McLaren John Plumtree Ric Suggitt Charlie Bewley Georgie Fame Winston Churchill Carlos Slim Jack Rowell Pierre Danos Rudolph Straeuli Chris Laidlaw Norman Mair Vernon Davis Beau Ryan Matthew Lewis Nick Easter Braith Anasta Jonny Wilkinson Ryan Reynolds Cliff Morgan Jamie Bamber Virginia Graham Danny Cipriani Jai Courtney Andrew Mehrtens Damian Hopley
2.
Ballroom dancing is a contact sport. Rugby is a collision sport.
Heyneke Meyer

3.
Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.
Chris Laidlaw

4.
Your hands can't catch what your eyes can't see.
Martin Offiah

5.
I played rugby for years, and I had a rugby jacket that I lost when I was 14. Somehow, my brother found it in storage 15 years later, and he gave it back to me for my 30th birthday. That was amazing and probably one of the best gifts I've ever received.
Ryan Reynolds

6.
I've seen a lot people like him, but they weren't playing on the wing.
Colin Meads

7.
Looking back, my whole life seems so surreal. I didn't just turn up on the doorstep playing rugby, I had to go through a whole lot of things to get there.
Jonah Lomu

8.
I've always said that playing rugby in Spain is like being a bullfighter in Japan.
Javier Bardem

9.
A game of rugby is a work of art!
Danie Craven

10.
Rugby is a nonsense, but a very serious nonsense.
Cliff Morgan

11.
He's like a demented ferret up a wee drainpipe.
Bill McLaren

12.
Rugby is a hooligans game played by gentlemen.
Winston Churchill

13.
I love baseball. And American Football, too. But not rugby.
Carlos Slim

14.
You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
Murray Mexted

15.
We're going to tear those boys apart.
Will Carling

16.
We can change South Africa on the rugby field
Danie Craven

17.
The French are predictably unpredictable.
Andrew Mehrtens

18.
Those props are as cunning as a bag o' weasels.
Bill McLaren

19.
I didn't know what was going through my mind.
Gabriela Sabatini

20.
I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first.
Dan Carter

21.
I thought I would have a quiet pint ... and about 17 noisy ones.
Gareth Chilcott

22.
It's a really exciting time to be involved in Welsh rugby.
Jonah Lomu

23.
Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago.
Murray Mexted

24.
Forwards are the gnarled and scarred creatures who have a propensity for running into and bleeding all over each other.
Peter FitzSimons

25.
I'm very happy to be back playing rugby for England again - there were times when I questioned if this would happen.
Jonny Wilkinson

26.
Me? As England's answer to Jonah Lomu? Joanna Lumley, more likely.
Damian Hopley

27.
Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth.
Tom O'Reilly

28.
I played ten injury-free years between the ages of 12 and 22. Then, suddenly, it seemed like I was allergic to the twentieth century.
Nigel Melville

29.
I'm still an amateur, of course, but I became rugby's first millionaire five years ago.
David Campese

30.
I knew he would never play for Wales ... he's tone deaf.
Vernon Davis

31.
Wade Dooley: With a handle like that he sounds more like a western sheriff than the Lancashire bobby that he is.
Norman Mair

32.
It's definitely the hardest tackle I've taken in my life but I'm still breathing and that's a good sign.
Derick Hougaard

33.
The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting harder and harder, watching oafs, getting muddier and muddier.
Virginia Graham

34.
The time I've spent in professional Premiership club rugby has been invaluable.
Rob Andrew

35.
I have more critics than Hitler.
Beau Ryan

36.
You blindfold yourself and spin around for 10 times and then open your eyes and try to chase it down.
Ric Suggitt

37.
Bryan Habana likes to talk himself up before games and then nothing happens.
David Campese

38.
Good big blokes are better than good little blokes. Then again, good little blokes are better than dud big blokes. And dud big blokes should play something other than Rugby
Bob Dwyer

39.
On his multi-player injury substitutions against Western Samoa-It was like the Falklands crisis. I was counting them in and counting them out.
Jack Rowell

40.
I'd like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.
Nick Easter

41.
I played rugby most of my life and then I switched to snowboarding, which provided me a lot of inspiration.
Charlie Bewley

42.
Right now I'm not fitting into the coach's plans and so I just want to make sure I can do the best I can and improve myself and make sure I get picked.
Danny Cipriani

43.
I've been flogging myself to keep my fitness up there.
Willie Mason

44.
A rugby tour is like sex. When its good it's great, and when it's bad - hey! It's still pretty good!
Peter FitzSimons

45.
Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball.
Peter Pook

46.
In rugby there are those who play the piano - and those who shift them
Pierre Danos

47.
I didn't have to play rugby that well, and I didn't have to play cricket that well, because I had this voice.
Tom Jones

48.
With all the traveling and promotion I've been doing for 'Murderball,' its been difficult keeping up with my rugby training.
Mark Zupan

49.
Crusaders shouldn't have been allowed in from the start.
Keith Senior

50.
I retired from rugby because I was old and getting really slow.
Javier Bardem