Santa Claus Quotes

Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.

Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!

Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.

All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.

If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus.

The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself.

I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!

I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus!

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.