Sassy Quotes

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

More of your conversation would infect my brain.

This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!

My personality is up and down, sassy and cheeky.

No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.

Do unto others, then run

I just really wanted to be myself. I wanted to be sassy, the attitude, all these things that I am.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

Playing normal is hard; especially playing normal that's not you. The biggest challenge in playing Alicia is trying to make a teenage girl seem fully formed and not the quintessential moody teenager with a quippy, sassy line here and there.

There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.

Take you me for a sponge?

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I'm very sassy. I want to show people in my album I'm not like my characters on TV.

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.

Why, thou deboshed fish thou...Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being but half a fish and half a monster?

Frailty, thy name is woman!

Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all!

When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.

I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face

People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door

The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it.

O braggart vile and damned furious wight!

You are what you eat. Which makes me cheap, quick and easy.

My cats are really sassy and sophisticated, but most importantly, they are picky.

Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place.

Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy

I don't think anyone can fall in love for ratings.

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.

Im usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend.

Pat Phoenix kept that amazing sassy look. I always wonder, was that because she was thrilled with that look, and thought it looked marvellous, or was it because she was too scared to change it? It's a double thing. Security and insecurity.

A knot you are of damned bloodsuckers.

I absolutely am a big Call of Duty fan. Every time a new Call of Duty comes out – I never play the games online, but I play the solo version super fast. My family knows not to interrupt me the day they come out, they know it's a sacred date for me. I think my favorite visually, of all of the Call of Duty games -- even if it's not as sassy and high tech -- is World at War because. That game has some really incredible episodes in Berlin and the Japanese fields. It's really quite arresting for me, visually, and it was very immersive. But I love Modern Warfare, too.

You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

The single most useful ingredient on the planet. In a pinch you can scramble them and call it dinner. But it only takes five eggs, a little milk and a handful of cheese to make a fat, sassy cheese soufflé.

You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge!

He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.

Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane, Drink off this potion!

They have a plentiful lack of wit.

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

I just admire a funny, confident, sassy woman and hopefully I'm that person.

I like to sing along to Annie Lennox and pretend to be as sassy as her.