1.
A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.
Helen Rowland
A prudent female adds a spoonful of honey to all her words to a man, and takes his comments with a pinch of skepticism.
3.
Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
Janeane Garofalo
5.
This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!
William Shakespeare
6.
My personality is up and down, sassy and cheeky.
Katy Perry
7.
No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry.
Sarah Kane
8.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
Mae West
9.
If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.
Al Yankovic
10.
My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.
Gary Mule Deer
12.
I just really wanted to be myself. I wanted to be sassy, the attitude, all these things that I am.
Rihanna
13.
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
Mark Twain
14.
Playing normal is hard; especially playing normal that's not you. The biggest challenge in playing Alicia is trying to make a teenage girl seem fully formed and not the quintessential moody teenager with a quippy, sassy line here and there.
Alycia Debnam Carey
15.
There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.
Margaret Smith
17.
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
Mae West
18.
I'm very sassy. I want to show people in my album I'm not like my characters on TV.
Ashley Tisdale
19.
Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.
Ade Edmondson
20.
Why, thou deboshed fish thou...Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being but half a fish and half a monster?
William Shakespeare
24.
When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'
Kourtney Kardashian
25.
Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)
Mae West
26.
I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face
Kourtney Kardashian
27.
The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it.
Jackie Vernon
28.
People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door
Morey Amsterdam
29.
I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.
Emo Philips
31.
You are what you eat. Which makes me cheap, quick and easy.
Dave Thomas
32.
My cats are really sassy and sophisticated, but most importantly, they are picky.
Jason Wu
33.
Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place.
Kesha
34.
Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy
Kim Kardashian
35.
Im usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend.
Annie Parisse
38.
Pat Phoenix kept that amazing sassy look. I always wonder, was that because she was thrilled with that look, and thought it looked marvellous, or was it because she was too scared to change it? It's a double thing. Security and insecurity.
Celia Imrie
40.
I absolutely am a big Call of Duty fan. Every time a new Call of Duty comes out – I never play the games online, but I play the solo version super fast. My family knows not to interrupt me the day they come out, they know it's a sacred date for me. I think my favorite visually, of all of the Call of Duty games -- even if it's not as sassy and high tech -- is World at War because. That game has some really incredible episodes in Berlin and the Japanese fields. It's really quite arresting for me, visually, and it was very immersive. But I love Modern Warfare, too.
Guillermo del Toro
41.
You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller.
William Shakespeare
42.
I just admire a funny, confident, sassy woman and hopefully I'm that person.
Denise Bidot
43.
I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.
Mae West
44.
The single most useful ingredient on the planet. In a pinch you can scramble them and call it dinner. But it only takes five eggs, a little milk and a handful of cheese to make a fat, sassy cheese soufflé.
Ruth Reichl
46.
He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
William Shakespeare
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I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.
Cecily Strong