Screw Ups Quotes

Failure is just part of the process, and it's not just okay; it's better than okay. God doesn't want failure to shut us down. God didn't make it a three-strikes-and-you're-out sort of thing. It's more about how God helps us dust ourselves off so we can swing for the fences again. And all of this without keeping a meticulous record of our screw-ups.

You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.

You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't go hide in the corner.

Multi-tasking is merely the opportunity to screw up more than one thing at a time.

Fight, flight, and screw up royaly.

Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level.

If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back.

You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness.

Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.

Id rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body.

If it’s over, then don’t let the past screw up the rest of your life.

In today's economy there are no experts, no 'best and brightest' with all the answers. It's up to each one of us. The only way to screw up is to not try anything.

Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake.

But I've always felt very comfortable on stage, even if I screw up. It always felt like a dog, this is my turf, piss around it. While I'm here, nothing else can happen. All I can do is screw up. Otherwise, have a good time.

Don't be so damn hard on yourself. Yeah, you screwed up. You're not perfect, fine. Learn from it. But don't punish yourself. Be kind to you, even when you screw up. You'll bounce back eventually. You'll make up for it.

Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

Assumption is the mother of the screw-up.

A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else.

You might say what if I screw up? Then screw up big! Go for it! Do a big screw-up!

But what's a writer for? The whole point is to put yourself into other lives, other heads-writers have always done that. If you screw up, so someone will tell you, that's all.

I want revenge, but I don't want to screw up my karma.

I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and we screwed up a lot. But at least now that we are sober, when we screw up it's for real.

Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.

It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business.

But when we find that one person who completes us, we don't give up. No matter how bad we screw up. We make it right.

I might screw up, I might embarrass you, I might yell at you, but I will never, ever stop loving you. You're my first born. The first time I held you... I fell in love so hard it cracked my bones.

Get good at being a troublemaker and saying sorry when you really screw up

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.

I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up.

Life is full of screwups. You're supposed to fail sometimes. It's a required part of the human existance.

When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes.

You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing.

Usually the way to screw up some good fishing is to have a tournament. This just keeps getting better and better.

The most powerful teaching moments are the ones where you screw up.

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.

It's a movie depiction you don't want to screw up.

Being rewarded for anything other than the quality of their work is the fastest way to screw-up a writer-and it isn't only new ones who suffer from that.

Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right.

I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day.

It can kind of screw up things if you're trying to overwork something.

The way you make something happen is to do something that a fool could screw up.

It's not the most normal life in the world, but I screw up plenty of times to be a normal teenager.

You got to harden yourself. Make, like, a shell around you. But not everyone can do it. If they got nothing to hang on to some of them screw up. They’re not in the game no more.

Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road.

We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why our goal is to screw up as fast as possible.

It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

I know i'll screw up. But i'll keep trying, as long as you let me.

If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.