1.
It's more than personal. I can't screw it up. I have to do.
Jim Harbaugh
'I must not fail; it is of paramount importance.'
2.
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
Jeremy Clarkson
3.
Anybody who doesn't know that politics is crime has got a few screws loose.
James Ellroy
4.
If everyone is trying to prevent error, it screws things up.
Edwin Catmull
5.
The more time you have to think things through, the more you have to screw it up.
Clint Eastwood
6.
No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all
Daniel Tosh
7.
They want liberalization! I'll give them liberalization. I'll loosen the screws until the Americans beg me to tighten them again.
Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
8.
We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare.
Uta Hagen
10.
I admire people who just do the right thing, not looking to screw people up. I love all people.
Jessica Hahn
12.
But what's a writer for? The whole point is to put yourself into other lives, other heads-writers have always done that. If you screw up, so someone will tell you, that's all.
Grace Paley
14.
No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.
Will Ferrell
16.
Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
Steve Martin
17.
You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.
Cameron Diaz
19.
Cham is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg.
Anthony Trollope
20.
Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say?
Martin Amis
21.
You are a writer when you tell yourself you are. No one else's opinion matters. Screw them. You are when you say you are.
Steven Pressfield
23.
If you've loved something and then in some ways you become a part of it, you just don't want to be the one that screws it up!
Eddie Redmayne
24.
Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.
Dennis Miller
25.
Screw every known human culture.
Greg Egan
26.
Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.
Jessica Zafra
27.
And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time.
Henry Rollins
29.
If someone says tennis is not feminine, I say screw it.
Rosemary Casals
31.
Altitude sickness is gonna put the screws on you.
Joe Teti
32.
Can we screw the 'sorry' part and let me hit you back instead?" Vishous to Butch
J.R. Ward
34.
Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan
Kevin Hearne
35.
There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me." "Then we're doomed for sure.
Ilona Andrews
36.
When so much money is involved in these movies, someone somewhere is going to try to screw you.
Adam Duritz
37.
People screw me over with words, so I screw them over with songs.
Greyson Chance
38.
Man, we’ve got something special. Don’t screw it up.
Maynard Webb
39.
A cork screw to my heart, ever since we've been apart.
Bob Dylan
41.
It's okay to screw up. It's what we do afterward that defines us.
Susan Mallery
42.
You evah hear of a magic screw?' I cough back a laugh. 'No. No, sir.
Libba Bray
43.
Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up
Heather Brewer
44.
There is only so much I can understand and not screw up.
David Krumholtz
45.
THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman’s life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me—not forever, but periodically.
Janet Evanovich
47.
If people let other people alone, people would be better off. It's always people that screw things up for people anyway.
Nora Roberts
48.
I think it's the ego in us that screws us up.
Alicia Keys
49.
There, that's better. Now you look like the wild scrub that fell into my life." "Because you loosened the vent's screws." "Best. Decision. Ever.
Maria V. Snyder
50.
You probably should get back out there. You’re ignoring your other guests.” “Screw them.” “I’m sure that many of them, you already have.
Julie James