Screws Quotes

It's more than personal. I can't screw it up. I have to do.

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

Anybody who doesn't know that politics is crime has got a few screws loose.

If everyone is trying to prevent error, it screws things up.

The more time you have to think things through, the more you have to screw it up.

No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all

They want liberalization! I'll give them liberalization. I'll loosen the screws until the Americans beg me to tighten them again.

We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare.

The system didn't screw you. The system revealed you.

I admire people who just do the right thing, not looking to screw people up. I love all people.

Screw the truth into men's minds.

But what's a writer for? The whole point is to put yourself into other lives, other heads-writers have always done that. If you screw up, so someone will tell you, that's all.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.

No one's a virgin, life screws us all!

Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised.

You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.

Screw it, just do it!

Cham is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg.

Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.

Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say?

You are a writer when you tell yourself you are. No one else's opinion matters. Screw them. You are when you say you are.

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

If you've loved something and then in some ways you become a part of it, you just don't want to be the one that screws it up!

Screw every known human culture.

Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.

And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time.

I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.

If someone says tennis is not feminine, I say screw it.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

I think it's the ego in us that screws us up.

There, that's better. Now you look like the wild scrub that fell into my life." "Because you loosened the vent's screws." "Best. Decision. Ever.

You probably should get back out there. You’re ignoring your other guests.” “Screw them.” “I’m sure that many of them, you already have.

Will screw them hard, fast, and in an elegant manner.

Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private.

Love can really screw you up before you learn to live with it.

Altitude sickness is gonna put the screws on you.

Can we screw the 'sorry' part and let me hit you back instead?" Vishous to Butch

If cyberspace can screw with you, it will.

Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan

There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me." "Then we're doomed for sure.

When so much money is involved in these movies, someone somewhere is going to try to screw you.

People screw me over with words, so I screw them over with songs.

Man, we’ve got something special. Don’t screw it up.

A cork screw to my heart, ever since we've been apart.

I'm friggin' awesome! So screw the haters!

It's okay to screw up. It's what we do afterward that defines us.

You evah hear of a magic screw?' I cough back a laugh. 'No. No, sir.

Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up

There is only so much I can understand and not screw up.