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Shalom Auslander Quotes

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Roads are no place for naive chickens dreaming of nirvana.
Shalom Auslander

2.
It couldn't be an all-bad world, could it, not with birds who warble and call? Maybe that was the secret - to find the few things that made life just a fraction better, and to focus on those. Bird warbles. Peach fuzz. Puppies barking as if they're full grown dogs. Nothing great, certainly nothing to justify the rest of it, but enough to keep you going.
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3.
Write something dangerous. Say something you shouldn’t. Blow something up. But well.
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4.
Anger and depression are not diseases or dysfunctions or anomalies; they are perfectly rational responses to the myriad avoidable disappointments that begin in a thoroughly irrational hope.
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5.
...the greatest source of misery in the world, the greatest cause of anguish and hatred and sadness and death, was neither disease nor race nor religion. It was hope.
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6.
My point is that death is more tragic than life, than any life, because every life has hope of some kind.
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Vans are the vehicles of murderers. Serial Killers. Rapists. Thieves. Nothing good ever happens in a van. Police should be allowed to arrest van drivers without cause. The van is the cause, asshole.
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Kugel was a firm believer that death was not always a bad thing - that life often reached such levels of crapitude that dying was preferable to living.
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Quote Topics by Shalom Auslander: Honesty Bird Firm Dog Levels Blow Thieves Naive Having Hope Dream Expecting Kind Heaven Sadness Guilt Anomalies Optimism Disappointment Passion Focus Dying Dangerous Serial Killer Writing Police Chickens Tragic Hell Hatred Criminals
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Written with passion, honesty, humor, and a stubborn, rebellious optimism, Dear Marcus is like nothing I've ever read. When a bullet in the back told Jerry McGill not to go on, Jerry went on-smiling.
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10.
His intelligence only exacerbated the guilt Kugel felt for bringing him into the world. It was one thing to have condemned a child to life, that was criminal enough, but life was a sentence more easily served by fools.
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Expecting hell, we're ill prepared for heaven.
Shalom Auslander