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I will give you a show that you've never ever seen before, why?...Because I can
Shawn Michaels
I will provide you with an unprecedented spectacle, why?...Because I am capable.
2.
If you're gonna use me as a stepping stone, you'd better step hard!
Shawn Michaels
3.
I am the showstopper. The main event. The Icon that can still go.
Shawn Michaels
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Don't hunt what you can't kill
Shawn Michaels
5.
The HeartBreak Kid Lays Down For absolutely... NOBODY!!!
Shawn Michaels
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Man, I have absolutely zero ability into narrowing absolutely any of my favorites into just one, but I have to say, I gotta go between Undertaker and Triple H. Other than all the obvious reasons, but the biggest one for me, those are the only two guys, I could make a mistake and it would be okay. I could put the trust of the match, the story, and absolutely everything into their hands and let go of my control. I'm a control freak (laughs). Those are the only two guys I can let drive and take my hands off the steering wheel.
Shawn Michaels
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Shawn Michaels
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Shawn Michaels has left the building.
Shawn Michaels
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There's a first time for everything when I'm involved.
Shawn Michaels
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It's time to stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
Shawn Michaels
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I was 'attitude' in this place before it was a catchphrase!
Shawn Michaels
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The showstopper! The icon! The main event!
Shawn Michaels
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The Heart Break Kid does not rest in peace. He can stay up ALL NIIIGHT!
Shawn Michaels
14.
I WAS YOUNG!! I WAS STUPID.. YOU TOLD ME GIRLS BOUGHT THAT MAGAZINE!!
Shawn Michaels
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Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we had clowns, we had them all. But we had one thing that was real, and that was me
Shawn Michaels
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Available on all video game systems: Playstation 475, Ybox, and Wii 3 4000.
Shawn Michaels
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I was always hurting to some extent, but never really cared about it. Now, I do care, because I have a reason to be healthy. I want to be able to chase my son around the yard; I want to be able to chase my wife around the house.
Shawn Michaels
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I don't back down for anybody.
Shawn Michaels
19.
You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!
Shawn Michaels
20.
Now I've heard the phrase 'there's no such thing as an ugly baby' but that is an ugly baby!
Shawn Michaels
21.
I'd like to thank Mom and Dad, just for the genetics.
Shawn Michaels
22.
I don't think The Undertaker and Triple H need Shawn Michaels to deliver a spectacular match or make this incredibly interesting. Those two can do that on their own. Right now, as far as I'm concerned, I'm going to be there watching it like everyone else.
Shawn Michaels
23.
Actually, he said Mr. Shawn 'cause he knows better.
Shawn Michaels
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I am simply the very best sports entertainer
Shawn Michaels
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HB-Shizzle's gonna be honest with ya, okay. To hit these bad boys, you have to have pinpoint accuracy.
Shawn Michaels
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Shawn Michaels is and always will be a WWE Guy. HBK was birthed in the WWE, and that is where he will remain.
Shawn Michaels
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And when you're actually finally done, and you still got 5 pieces left over, all they wanna do is play with the box!
Shawn Michaels
28.
See! I just kicked Stan!!!
Shawn Michaels
29.
Seriously. Thank you all. In that ring w/all of u watching was THE best place for me for a very long time. Thx for the memories.
Shawn Michaels
30.
Oh my God! It's a blackout!
Shawn Michaels
31.
So this is what SmackDown looks like.
Shawn Michaels
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Lord knows, if it's on the internet, it's got to be true!
Shawn Michaels
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Why can't I beat up John Cena?
Shawn Michaels
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It was violent, it was brutal, and it got down right uglyyy!
Shawn Michaels
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The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels, is gonna be the man of '96.
Shawn Michaels
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We know you're stashing him, Cena!
Shawn Michaels
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I wouldn't want to be anyone to usurp the authority of the WWE.
Shawn Michaels
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I'm a real American baby!
Shawn Michaels