Wife Quotes

I can replace things, but I could never replace my wife and kids.

Two beheadings out of six wives is too many.

At the time of his death, Biko had a wife and three children for which he left a letter that stated in one part: “I've devoted my life to see equality for blacks, and at the same time, I've denied the needs of my family. Please understand that I take these actions, not out of selfishness or arrogance, but to preserve a South Africa worth living in for blacks and whites.

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

The dowry, not the wife, is the object of attraction.

If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.

Man up and settle down. The sooner a man can gain control, identify his wife, and be faithful to her, the more successful, and happy you will be in life. Being with one woman in a faithful relationship will cause you to be the happiest version of yourself.

Freedom has never been free... I love my children and I love my wife with all my heart. And I would die, die gladly, if that would make a better life for them.

If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance.

If you want to live a happy life, don’t teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle.

In the marriage union, the independence of the husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal.

But know that to serve God is nothing else than to serve your neighbor and do good to him in love, be it a child, wife, servant, enemy, friend....If you do not find yourself among the needy and the poor, where the Gospel shows us Christ, then you may know that your faith is not right, and that you have not yet tasted of Christ's benevolence and work for you.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.

The universities do not teach all things ... so a doctor must seek out old wives, gypsies, sorcerers, wandering tribes, old robbers, and such outlaws and take lessons from them. A doctor must be a traveller . . . Knowledge is experience.

Never let your wife prevent you from buying equipment. A car will not buy a synthesizer, but a synthesizer can buy a car.

I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.

The legal theory is, that marriage makes the husband and wife one person, and that person is the husband.

My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing.

If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way without them, we must plan for our lasting preservation rather than for our temporary pleasure.

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

A wife and a husband should be regarded as friends for the sake of Allaah. And that friendship is above material needs; each encouraging the other one to do good deeds, which are pleasing to Allaah.

My wife and I were present at this congress. Sabina told me, "Richard, stand up and wash away this shame from the face of Christ! They are spitting in His face." I said to her, "If I do so, you lose your husband." She replied, "I don't wish to have a coward as a husband.

I have taken a wife, I have sold my sovereignty for a dowry. [Lat., Uxorem accepi, dote imperium vendidi.]

Heaven deprives me of a wife who never caused me any other grief than that of her death.

Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.

Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary.

Qu'ils mangent de la brioche. Let them eat cake. On being told that her people had no bread. Attributed to Marie-Antoinette, but remark is much older. Rousseau refers in his Confessions, 1740, to a similar remark, as a well-known saying. Others attribute the remark to the wife of Louis XIV.

DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!

You know how everyone felt like they were the favorite person of Rasulallah salAllahu 'alayhi wa sallam? We need to bring that sunnah into our homes. When we speak to our mother, she should feel that she's the most loved person in our life. When we speak to our wife, she should also get the same feeling. Before we try to change the world, let's bring balance in our homes.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress.

Happy wife, happy life.

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did

High status males had multiple wives or additional mating opportunities in the ancestral environment.

It needs a cold wife to prompt lechery.

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife !

Happiness lies in conquering one's enemies, in driving them in front of oneself, in taking their property, in savoring their despair, in outraging their wives and daughters.

If you're shipwrecked on an island with 10 million dollars and your wife has gold and diamonds, but there's no water, no arable land, no fish, you have nothing. Money is a 'nothing' thing.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

I saw him playing on television and was struck by his technique, so I asked my wife to come look at him. Now I never saw myself play, but I felt that this player is playing with a style similar to mine, and she looked at him on Television and said yes, there is a similarity between the two...his compactness, technique, stroke production - it all seemed to gel!

The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.

Your reputation is what people say about you. Your character is what God and your wife know about you.

A Tory minister can sleep in ten different women's beds in a week. A Labour minister gets it in the neck if he looks at his neighbour's wife over the garden fence.

You are criticizing me for my fashion statement. My wife keeps on criticizing me for my blank bank statement

It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.