Si Robertson Quotes

What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.

I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!

I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie.

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states

Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

When security comes, every man for himself

When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says, OK. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son." But they don't know nothin' about 17. It says Jesus didn't come to condemn us. If anybody had a right to condemn someone, it would be the son of God. If he didn't do it, then hey, we definitely are not qualified to do it.

That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.

God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.

Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.

Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.

Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!

In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think it's "real tree." It's comfortable. It's stuff that's made out of comfortable material, OK, and I'm comfortable in it.

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.

It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.

I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!

You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.

All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.

When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.

Everybody when they saw it, they said, "Did Willie Nelson sign your hat?" I'd say, "No, that'd be Willie Knucklehead - Robertson, OK?" We were at an event for the fans and I took my hat off and set it down on the couch, and he signed it. I said, "What are you doing, idiot?" He said, "Look, I was in the zone, and you just happened to put your hat in my zone."

We are the rags to riches story okay the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally okay, God's gonna take "Duck Dynasty" where he wants it to go okay and to the people that he wants it to go to.

Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.

The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.

I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!

Ice will ruin the tea. Waters it down. You can always get ice, or carry your ice in an ice container. You don't want to put it in your tea, it'll water it down.

I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do.

When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.

I was largely drinking to forget where I was. When you’re in a place like Vietnam, you get to a point where you don’t care any more. You’re in a place that’s foreign to you, and you know for a fact that many people there hate you and will kill you if they get the chance. It really does something to your mind to know that many of the people living around you don’t like you and want you to die.

Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!

They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.

We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.

Daddy had a farm - cows, pigs, OK, a big garden, OK? We did live off the land, and then we would supplement all that with whatever we could kill or catch. Whether we'd kill squirrels, deer, duck, or caught catfish or brim, that was what went on the table.

If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.

I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

The fans always ask me, 'Is Si that crazy in real life?' and I said, 'No, hey, he tones it down for television.'

Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.

There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in something that won't fail you. And that means the Son of God's kingdom.

I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.

People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.