Signing Autographs Quotes

I am always late because people stop me for autographs and say hi.

Who wants to go to school and be asked for, like, 20 autographs?

I always signed autographs when I could and always stayed and chatted with them when I could.

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.