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I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.
Flavor Flav
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We're like socks. You can put us through a rough wash once, but you'll never use us again.
Hannibal
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I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what came and did the best I could with it.
Robert Mitchum
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You choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color.
Gary Oldman
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You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.
Daniel Tosh
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Some socks are loners They can't live in pairs.
Wendy Cope
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All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it. I get back to the dugout and they ask me what it was I hit and I tell them I don't know except it looked good.
Babe Ruth
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Confidence lets you pull anything off, even Tevas with socks.
Lena Dunham
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The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
Peter Kay
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Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.
Pseudonymous Bosch
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If you ain't got socks, you ain't got much. But if you got 'em, you might as well pull 'em up. It's a statement of self-sufficiency. We should all be more self-governed.
Bruce Campbell
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I always steal a pair of socks on every photo shoot I do. It's my thing.
Matt Smith
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I'm not doing contemporary songs unless something comes along that really knocks my socks off.
Frankie Valli
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I'm also a fan of ridiculously coloured and patterned socks.
Daniel Radcliffe
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Oakmont possesses all the charm of a sock to the head.
Gene Sarazen
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It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's.
Stephen King
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A government is not an old pair of socks that you throw away.
Boris Yeltsin
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I have reached an age where if someone tells me to wear socks, I dont have to
Albert Einstein
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The lads really ran their socks into the ground.
Alex Ferguson
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I don't trust you with my shoe; I wouldn't trust you with an old pair of socks.
Kim Richards
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Edith Piaf knocked my socks off when I was 8, but I didn't know what she was singing about.
Joni Mitchell
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Every old sock meets an old shoe
Kate Bush
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They change scapegoats at the networks more regularly than some people change socks.
Harlan Ellison
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Jung Min’s palms are always sweating and he wears strange socks!
Kim Hyung-jun
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I am a fan of a bright sock. They're bold.
Matt Smith
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No money, holes in my socks, living off oatmeal.
Donna Tartt
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You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.
Rick Riordan
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Having my poems set to music by Eric Moe has completely knocked my socks off.
Matthea Harvey
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This extraordinary group has absolutely captivated my imagination, knocked my socks off - what more can I say?
Michael Tilson Thomas
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If you're too happy about anything, fate usually gives you a good sock in the jaw and knocks you down.
Madeleine L'Engle
42.
Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.
Rob Thurman
43.
I love sequencing and programming, and I'm drawn to drum 'n' bass music. I love James Murphy's productions - and hey, he wears my socks!
Henrik Vibskov
44.
Only let's cut out the transcendental twaddle when the whole thing is as plain as a sock on the jaw.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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In my day, the players used to work their socks off. It's all changed now, obviously.
Gordon Smith
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If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones.
Nicki Minaj
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Six days shalt thou paddle and pack, but on the seventh thou shall wash thy socks.
Aldo Leopold