1.
The Mandolin is the bottom four strings of the guitar, backwards...so a person with dyslexia has no problem learning to play the Mandolin.
Steve Goodman
2.
You know the law of averages says:
Anything will happen that can
Steve Goodman
3.
People don't understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.
Steve Goodman
4.
If the Cubs were to win (The World Series) it would be a coronary event for me.
Steve Goodman
5.
Bought the Vegematic and Pocket Fisherman, too, illuminated illustrated history of Life, and Boxcar Willie.
Steve Goodman
6.
But the last time the Cubs won a National League pennant
Was the year we dropped the bomb on Japan
Steve Goodman
7.
There they were sitting at the bar, these two Luscious babes, and they were Siamese twins.
Steve Goodman
8.
You better get it while you can
Steve Goodman