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If you're an underdog, mentally disabled, physically disabled, if you don't fit in, if you're not as pretty as the others, you can still be a hero.
Steve Guttenberg
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In Utah, there are no bad things in the water there. It's just smooth, really beautiful.
Steve Guttenberg
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If you put down a list of jobs, doctor, lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star, everybody would pick the movie star. And why? So you could lie around the pool, drink margaritas and send money to your parents. So that's what I did.
Steve Guttenberg
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The allure of Hollywood is huge when you don't know anything. You don't know the knives behind the smiles.
Steve Guttenberg
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You never know who's going to become your friend. Friends are always chance meetings.
Steve Guttenberg
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Everyone keeps asking me, What are you doing? I say, Why do I need to do anything? I'm rich.
Steve Guttenberg
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I'm not bragging but my movies have grossed well over a billion dollars.
Steve Guttenberg
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Typecasting is a good thing. It's good to be known for what you do.
Steve Guttenberg
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Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama.
Steve Guttenberg
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There are 100,000 actors in the Screen Actors Guild. Only 2,000 of them make more than $75,000 a year.
Steve Guttenberg
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It is hard to look back and talk about a set of disjointed experiences as though they were part of one smooth progression.
Steve Guttenberg
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Let's look at people as artists and try to support them; just because Picasso painted a couple of bad paintings, that's no reason to say he's a lousy painter.
Steve Guttenberg
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A career is a series of ups and downs, of comebacks.
Steve Guttenberg
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It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy.
Steve Guttenberg
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A gay man can be friends with a straight man. That can happen.
Steve Guttenberg
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From 1980 to 1990, I shot more films than any other actor in the Screen Actors Guild, apart from Gene Hackman.
Steve Guttenberg
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For 15 years I did two to three movies a year, sometimes four. I didn't get to spend time building my personal life.
Steve Guttenberg
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When people are nasty, it gets everybody's attention, and it gives them a name.
Steve Guttenberg
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I'm lucky to be in this business. I'm very grateful.
Steve Guttenberg
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When you have nothing to lose, the sky's the limit.
Steve Guttenberg
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It's important for everybody to have somewhere to go. Men and women need purpose [in life].
Steve Guttenberg
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Any kind of writing that's meaningful becomes hard work, so there were times when it would really flow, there were times when I'd get 10 pages a day, and then there were days when I would do three pages. Depends on the thickness of the material. If it's satisfying, it's hard, but it's pretty wonderful.
Steve Guttenberg
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Every film can be fun, even if it's a terror.
Steve Guttenberg
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I've always been proud of my character and how I live my life. So my regrets are few, and the ones I do have, I'm glad I have.
Steve Guttenberg
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My thoughts were to become a dentist when I first went to Albany State. I didn't know where I would end up, but I knew I'd be happy, and I knew I would have a nice life. That was always my goal, to have a nice, happy life. That's, to me, being rich.
Steve Guttenberg
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Sometimes it's good to miss a bus. It might be the wrong bus.
Steve Guttenberg
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Show business has never been my everything. It's a means; it's not the end. It's a means to the end. I want and have always wanted freedom. That was always my goal, to not have a boss, to not have anybody tell me what to do. Luckily, as an actor, I got that.
Steve Guttenberg
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I've made a lot of people a lot of money, and I've made a lot of people really happy. I've entertained millions and millions of people.
Steve Guttenberg
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When you're going over periods of your life, you remember certain things, certain events, certain people that you've forgotten. You've forgotten certain lessons or people you were very close to, and then you haven't seen them in a while. I think if you can go through life with the correct regrets, then looking back on it, like I did, a certain portion of my life is pretty enjoyable. All my regrets are ones that I'd like to keep.
Steve Guttenberg
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Wanting to work is a luxury; having to work is not. If you're an artist, an actor, and you don't have to work, then you do work that you wanna do.
Steve Guttenberg
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If I could spend the rest of my life inside one movie it would be The Godfather, because it's the greatest movie ever made.
Steve Guttenberg
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If you're buying something from Chanel, you want it perfect, and delivered on time.
Steve Guttenberg
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Wanting to work is a luxury; having to work is not.
Steve Guttenberg
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Read more. Read. Read. Read. Deeply, widely, read. Learn all kinds of subjects. The smarter you are as an actor, the better an actor you'll be.
Steve Guttenberg
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There's tons of waste on every film. It really doesn't matter the budget, as long as it hits a bull's-eye.
Steve Guttenberg
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I don't believe in having to show anybody anything. I just do my work. You know, making a living as an actor is such a rarity on earth. It's like making a living as a painter. So I look at different opportunities in the same way as Jack Nicholson, who said once, "Keep popping up in different holes. That's what you want to do: Just keep popping up in different holes." That made a lot of sense to me.
Steve Guttenberg
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In show business, you can't make a living. You can only make a fortune, but you can't make a living.
Steve Guttenberg
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You're never really playing yourself. You're always acting. It's an illusion that you're really playing yourself. The only time I'm playing myself is when I'm at home!
Steve Guttenberg
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It's all about commerce. Movies are not made like paintings, where you can make them for free and put them at the side. Movies are supposed to make money.
Steve Guttenberg
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Someone's just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true?
Steve Guttenberg
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Making art is an act of courage. Do you know who said that?
Steve Guttenberg
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Directing is a tremendous art.
Steve Guttenberg
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No matter how bad your life gets, you can always turn it around.
Steve Guttenberg
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I turned down Short Circuit 2 too and I now wish I hadn't. Sequels are a lot of fun and you get to hang out with all your friends.
Steve Guttenberg
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I'm somebody who deserves to be supported and encouraged to continue my work because I have a lot to give.
Steve Guttenberg
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When you're starting out as an actor, there isn't much food around. I was lucky to have a hit pretty early on. I didn't starve too long.
Steve Guttenberg
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You can tell when you're in a hit.
Steve Guttenberg
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The worst professional advice I've received. "If you were the last person on earth, I would never choose you to be a movie star."
Steve Guttenberg
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If I buy a luxury gift for someone I love, it's got to be perfect. The product has to be in perfect condition from the company. If I'm going to buy a luxury watch or luxury car or clothing for someone I love, it's got to be perfect, and they've got to handle it perfectly. They have to pack it perfectly. I want the people that I love to have that great experience, because you're paying so much, you should have it perfect.
Steve Guttenberg
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I'm just thinking all the time. There are times when I don't really need to think. You know what I mean? If you think about stuff for five hours, you really only need to do like five minutes and the rest of sort of rehashing it and dramatically going over it.
Steve Guttenberg