Subway Quotes

On the other hand, all kinds of adventurous schemes to add security checkpoints to subway and bus systems have been circulating since the London attacks. This is nonsense. No one can guaranty 100 percent security.

I'm not a lesbian! I hate men but I'm not a lesbian!

If there's an intellectual highway, there's also an intellectual subway.

But Italy is not an intellectual country. On the subway in Tokyo everybody reads. In Italy, they don't. Don't evaluate Italy from the fact that it produced Raphael and Michelangelo.

I would roll up pennies to take the subway to work in Times Square. I was broke, but I was happy.

New York is so diverse. When you're on the street or in the subway, you're experiencing more of the diversity of New York.

Working your whole life wondering where the day went, the subway stays packed like a multicultural slaveship.

Life is about not where you start, but where you're going. That's family values.

If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow and, inevitably, you're going to be seated in front of some guy who's playing with himself, and he'll be singing, 'Happy Days Are Here Again.' I tell you - when I see that guy, I feel pretty good about myself.

Right now, I'm hankering for new adventures... Ninety percent of the time I'm having romantic-comedy fantasies in which I'm wearing little pencil skirts and hurrying down to the subway.

I only come up with things when I am talking to myself, which I do constantly. The sidewalk and the subway are the best places for this. I speak at full volume and then laugh at myself if I like what I just said.

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway.

No one is asking what happened to all the homeless. No one cares, because it's easier to get on the subway and not be accosted.

Don't sleep in the subway, darling.

I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.

When I first moved to New York, someone who thought they knew more than I did said: "You have to always look like you know where you're going when you get out of the subway."

I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it".

What do you do when you’re living in a hut for $500 a month and subsisting on Boston Market and Subway? You just keep doing what you’re doing.

When you're on the subway in New York, people literally could be 11-inches away from you, and you can't just stare at them.

I still can't go over a subway grating without looking down to see if there is some money there.

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress... I got lost on the subway.

I like the tube more than the NY subway though, you've got cushioned seats.

I try to preserve whatever balance society has between public and personal life. I never try to eat on the subway. I never try to listen to loud music on the subway.

I'm very social, and in a place like New York, even if you're alone on the subway, you never feel lonely.

I love New York, I love the smell of New York... I love the subway.

I support freedom of speech - even Pamela Geller's right to her Islamophobic subway posters.

I still want to be the guy who can get on the subway and check out the freak on the subway.

Demon slayers take the subway?

The rumble of a subway train, the rattle of the taxis.

Luckily, I didn't get too beaten up before someone gave me a shot, but there were times when I was living on friends' couches and eating five-dollar subs from Subway almost every meal.

It's much tougher to be a restaurant critic now. You have to take a subway out to Brooklyn. I wouldn't want to do it.

It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.

I like taking the subway to work.

With the first episode [of John Mulaney Show] I tell a story that happened to me accidentally chasing a woman down the subway.

Being an actress wasn't a plan at all, so what's happened to me is very strange. Life isn't very normal, even though I'm still very much a normal girl. I ride the subway, I ride the bus, and all of that.

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack.

I take the subway to work. I love mass transportation.

The hard part on the subway is that you have, let's say, eight hours, but you have to hit these deadlines. From here to here, you can use this part. From this time to this time, you can use that part, and you have to hit them and it gets very stressful.

People always write on my Facebook that they've seen somebody they thought was me on the subway, and I was cursing badly.

I take the subway because I don't like having someone else driving. It's hard for me to be in a cab, because the traffic makes me feel insane. On the subway you're getting there faster and it's easier.

Sentences or solutions occur to me in the shower, or while running on the treadmill, or riding on the subway.

If you are the type who truly longs to be a Southern Belle at all times, regardless of taking twice the space available in bus, subway or elsewhere, you had best remove yourself to a large estate replete with servants.

In those days, the main requirement to be on the Food Network was being able to get there by subway.

If I do a picture, I want the audience to be the people I was just packed against on the subway or on the street, walking on Fourteenth Street. I don't want it to be some narrow public that I myself feel alienated from.

I get recognised sometimes. But I just live my life. I get on the bus, I get on the subway, it's not a problem.

Writing on the subway or anywhere is writing. Maybe it's all just writing.