1.
What do they do for a village idiot when you're here?
Tanya Huff
2.
Empty words show an empty mind, and silence speaks most eloquently of all.
Tanya Huff
3.
Dexter thrust a pamphlet into Samuel's hand. "Greenstreet Mission. We're doing a Christmas dinner. You can get a meal and hear the word of God." Samuel smiled in relief. This, finally, he understood. "Which word?" "What?" "Well, God's said a lot of words, you know, and a word like 'it' or 'the' wouldn't be worth hearing again but its always fun listening to Him try and say aluminum.
Tanya Huff
4.
Large men in black plate mail with red cloaks and plumes don't sneak worth a damn.
Tanya Huff
5.
Violence is never the answer but sometimes, like with cockroaches, it is the only possible response.
Tanya Huff
6.
I tell you what I won't put up with. You chose how to behave.
Tanya Huff
7.
Better the comfort of a lie than the absurdity of the truth.
Tanya Huff
8.
Most people don't care who's in charge as long as someone is.
Tanya Huff
9.
All writers believe in the magic of books; Jim Hines has created a system where that magic becomes real, usable, and very definitely not always safe.
Tanya Huff
10.
The world tilted slightly sideways. 'I think I need to sit down.' The floor seemed like the best option. It was close and he'd already proved that he could hit it. His legs folded.
Tanya Huff
11.
It took him forever to get to downtown Vancouver although Tony had to admit that saving the world by public transportation was a particularly Canadian way to do things.
Tanya Huff
12.
I'm sorry." About what?" He shrugged, made uncomfortable by the question."I'm not sure. It's a Canadian thing.
Tanya Huff
13.
Bards were terrible at keeping secrets. They insisted on putting them to music.
Tanya Huff
14.
What goes on between a man and his missus is nobody's business; especially where desert toppin's involved.
Tanya Huff