American actor (b. 1923), Birth: 7-12-1923, Death: 26-8-1986
1.
It's easy to grin
when your ship comes in
and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat.
Ted Knight
2.
There are ogres and black beasts out there; you have to be constantly on guard.
Ted Knight
3.
The world needs ditch diggers, too.
Ted Knight
4.
Of course I could have retired anytime. But retiring would drive me crazy.
