1.
May God keep you away from the venom of the cobra, the teeth of the tiger, and the revenge of the Afghans.
Alexander the Great
May the Lord protect you from the sting of the snake, the claws of the tiger, and the retribution of the Afghans.
2.
I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.
The Undertaker
I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your gullet you'll be able to masticate your own backside for angering me.
3.
Every miserable fool who has nothing at all of which he can be proud, adopts as a last resource pride in the nation to which he belongs; he is ready and happy to defend all its faults and follies tooth and nail, thus reimbursing himself for his own inferiority.
Arthur Schopenhauer
4.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Ogden Nash
'Agonies of both mind and body Can be found in the dental chair, An experience that is double The physical and mental despair.'
5.
Aristotle and many others say men have more teeth than women; it is no harder for anyone to test this than it is for me to say it is false, since no one is prevented from counting teeth.
Andreas Vesalius
Many have asserted that men possess a greater number of teeth than women; it is no more difficult for anyone to verify this than it is for me to state it is incorrect, since nobody is hindered from tallying teeth.
6.
Step to this and get shanked up
I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt
Big L
7.
The Parthenon without the marbles is like a smile with a tooth missing.
Neil Kinnock
8.
Snowdrops: Theirs is a fragile but hardy celebration... in the very teeth of winter.
Louise Wilder
9.
Aphorisms are bad for novels. They stick in the reader's teeth.
Anatole Broyard
10.
If you see the teeth of the lion, do not think that the lion is smiling at you.
Al-Mutanabbi
11.
If a man has knocked out the teeth of a man of the same rank, his own teeth shall be knocked out.
Hammurabi
12.
If you want to communicate something, youd better make sure that your design piece is well-dressed and that its teeth are fixed. At the same time, I still believe that if it is only stylistically great and it has nothing to say, it still is not going to make a lasting impression on anybody.
Stefan Sagmeister
13.
You ever tried to pick up your teeth with a bunch of broken fingers
Triple H
14.
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
Bill Vaughan
15.
If they cut off both hands, I will compose music anyway holding the pen in my teeth.
Dmitri Shostakovich
16.
I'll let you in on something big: I'm not a white-teeth teen.
Lorde
17.
I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
Frank Zappa
18.
A good aphorism is too hard for the tooth of time, and is not worn away by all the centuries, although it serves as food for every epoch.
Friedrich Nietzsche
19.
I have really crooked teeth - they give me character!
Emma Roberts
20.
When I was a teenager, my self esteem was really low. But when I stood next to Yunho and his crooked teeth, I felt better.
Jaejoong
21.
You talk of the scythe of Time, and the tooth of Time: I tell you, Time is scytheless and toothless; it is we who gnaw like the worm - we who smite like the scythe. It is ourselves who abolish - ourselves who consume: we are the mildew, and the flame.
John Ruskin
22.
But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a normal speaking voice can learn ventriloquism.
Jeff Dunham
23.
Love isn't soft, like the poets say. Love has teeth which bite and the wounds never close.
Stephen King
24.
Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seemed more of a fairy tale than anything else. Like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, only with fangs.
Heather Brewer
25.
I've never had white teeth. To be honest, I've never been told to do any of those horrible things - get your teeth whitened or your nose straightened.
Helena Bonham Carter
26.
I am really not of the school of naturalism. I like style, and you can use more style in theater than in film roles. I love to sink my teeth into a part.
Marisa Tomei
27.
Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.
Jeaniene Frost
28.
One said a tooth drawer was a kind of unconscionable trade, because his trade was nothing else but to take away those things whereby every man gets his living.
William Hazlitt
29.
An old paleontological in joke proclaims that mammalian evolution is a tale told by teeth mating to produce slightly altered descendant teeth.
Stephen Jay Gould
30.
Worldly riches are like nuts; many a tooth is broke in cracking them, but never is the stomach filled with eating them.
Nachman of Breslov
31.
Bite your teeth into the ass of life.
Ian Holm
32.
Imagine your anger to be a kind of wild beast, because it has ferocious teeth and claws, and if you don't tame it, it will devastate all things even corrupting the soul.
Saint John Chrysostom
33.
My fictitious characters will take the bit between their teeth and gallop off and do something that I hadn't counted on. However, I always insist on dragging them back to the straight and narrow
Colleen McCullough
34.
He who immerses himself in sexual intercourse will be assailed by premature aging, his strength will wane, his eyes will weaken, and a bad odour will emit from his mouth and his armpits, his teeth will fall out and many other maladies will afflict him.
Maimonides
35.
Coffee: we can get it anywhere, and get as loaded as we like on it, until such teeth-chattering, eye-bulging, nonsense-gibbering time as we may be classified unable to operate heavy machinery.
Joan Frank
36.
Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth.
Dave Attell
37.
I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management.
Michelle Williams
38.
Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.
Joseph Barbera
39.
I tried football and got my ass beat. I tried baseball, and the ball knocked out one of my teeth.
Usher
40.
I wonder how a lioness will manage in a dovecote. Can you put away your teeth and claws?
Alice Hoffman
41.
I honestly don't like Photoshop. I think when people Photoshop things, all of a sudden you're like, 'That's not even me anymore.' It takes away the natural beauty of a person. I think Gisele [Bundchen] had just said something like there's no more rawness, like the little quirks. You know, I have a gap in my teeth and sometimes people take it away. But I'm like, 'I love my teeth.' You know, that's me.
Lily Aldridge
42.
Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
Neil Gaiman
43.
The time to guard against corruption and tyranny is before they shall have gotten hold of us. It is better to keep the wolf out of the fold, than to trust to drawing his teeth and talons after he shall have entered.
Thomas Jefferson
44.
I like things that make you grit your teeth. I like tucking my chin in and sort of leading into the storm. I like that feeling. I like it a lot.
Daniel Day-Lewis
45.
[Before each of numerous portrait sittings:] Now then,
with teeth or without?
Queen Elizabeth II
46.
The distinction between sanity and insanity is narrower than a razor’s edge, sharper than a hound’s tooth, more agile than a mule deer. It is more elusive than the merest phantom. Perhaps it does not even exist; perhaps it is a phantom.
Philip K. Dick
47.
In order to obtain the goal of returning to Palestine, all of us sometimes have to grit our teeth.
Yasser Arafat
48.
The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can.
Tom Hardy
49.
Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.
Jimmy Durante
50.
I don't like the way my teeth protrude. I'm going to have them done, but I just haven't had the time. Apart from that... I'm perfect.
Freddie Mercury