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Tequila Quotes

1.
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
Sanjaya Malakar

Authors on Tequila Quotes: Tila Tequila Craig Ferguson Justin Timberlake Rachel Vincent John Walter Bratton Ron White Rainbow Rowell Hugh Laurie Jacqueline Carey Sammy Hagar Kristin Hannah Eddie Redmayne Greg Proops Sanjaya Malakar Bella Heathcote Mark Z. Danielewski Tori Amos
2.
We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila.
Justin Timberlake

3.
Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time
John Walter Bratton

4.
And no one drank just one shot of tequila.
Kristin Hannah

5.
Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination
Rainbow Rowell

6.
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
Ron White

7.
At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.
Rachel Vincent

8.
Tequila is my salmon.
Eddie Redmayne

9.
After you, it's all cheap tequila.
Jacqueline Carey

10.
I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila.
Hugh Laurie

11.
Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.
Mark Z. Danielewski

12.
If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson

13.
An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.
Tori Amos

14.
I don't want any dog to be put down.
Tila Tequila

15.
You just went up and started playing, the audience got into it, and it was just a great high experience. That's what I kind of invented with "Mas Tequila" in Cabo.
Sammy Hagar

16.
I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper!
Bella Heathcote

17.
Tequila is like acid in a glass.
Greg Proops

18.
I just sit around at home, and I have nothing to do, so I am on the Internet all the time.
Tila Tequila