1.
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
2.
A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
3.
A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
4.
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
5.
Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
6.
Of two evils, choose the more interesting.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
7.
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
8.
Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
9.
We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
10.
Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
11.
Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
12.
There is no traffic congestion on the straight and narrow path.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
13.
No wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
14.
If you think you know it all, you are missing something.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
15.
Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
16.
A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
17.
Making a mistake is also an achievement.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
18.
We should not say how's business, but where is business
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
19.
Sometimes a step forward needs a step back.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
20.
The quality of the article should be its greatest achievement.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
21.
Ability without enthusiasm is like a rifle without a bullet.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
22.
If you get to the top on your own, who'll take the picture?
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
23.
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
24.
Nothing deflates so fast as a punctured reputation.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
25.
Confessions may be good for the soul but they are bad for the reputation.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
26.
Leave for tomorrow what you can't do today.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
27.
Keep advertising and advertising will keep you.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
28.
The pause is a part of the walk.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
29.
Fish stimulates the brain, but fishing stimulates the imagination.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
30.
Yesterday's success belongs to yesterday.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
31.
When a man says his word is as his bond - get his bond.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
32.
The mind is like a parachute. In order to function, it first has to open.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
33.
The further you are from a problem, the smaller it gets.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
34.
Never invest in a going concern until you know which way it is going.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
