Thongs Quotes

Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.

It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Two thongs don't make a right.

I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear thongs too.

I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson

Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.

As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.

What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.