Toasts Quotes

Eating toast in the shower is the ultimate multitask

It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

He was the toast to her butter.

Being in a band didn't buy me my beans on toast!

There's gonna be a general lack of toast in the neighborhood this morning.

I can make the best French toast.

I can't give a decent toast to save my life.

I toast the Pope, but I toast conscience first.

If you can’t out iterate someone who is trying to copy you, you’re toast anyway.

Admittedly, there was a lot she still didn't know about him, but she did know this: He completed her in a way that she'd never thought possible. Knowledge isn't everything, she told herself, and she knew then that, in Nana's words, he was the toast to her butter.

This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?

I am not at all a chocoholic. I would rather eat anchovy toast.

Being with him was like toast and butter from the very beginning.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

My favorite toast is rye toast.

Toast is me. I am toast.

Donald Trump is toast.

There is nothing more depressing than toast that no one eats.

I always like toast in a crisis.

Be the Ambulance. Make toast.

Anybody want some . . . toast?