Toilets Quotes

Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.

I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.

Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.

If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

My name is only an anagram of toilets.

Eating, bathing, going to the toilet, talking, thinking, and many other activities related to the body are all work. How is it that the performance of one particular act is alone (considered) work? To be still is to be always engaged in work. To be silent is to be always talking.

The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.

And it makes you wonder—how can a people incapable of selecting their own lightbulbs and toilets possess enough competence to vote for their own rulers and fill out complicated tax returns?

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

You spend your whole life trying to get known and then you spend the rest of it hiding in the toilet.

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

All through life there were distinctions - toilets for men, toilets for women; clothes for men, clothes for women - then, at the end, the graves are identical.

I do all my interviews on the toilet.

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

I think toilets are more important than temples.

Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by native peoples but also by environmentalists.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet.

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.

We are now in the 21st century: all books, including the Koran, should be fair game for flushing down the toilet without fear of violent reprisal.

It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.

Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.

New York, like London, seems to be a cloacina [toilet] of all the depravities of human nature.

Martin Luther dreamed up Protestantism while sitting on the toilet at Wittenburg monastery, and we know what a big movement that became.

I wrote my first book in a toilet in a factory where I was a floor sweeper.

There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own.

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

I must admit, the constant invasion of privacy was becoming a real concern. Ive been asked for autographs while Ive been doing laps in the pool and even in the toilet!

Getting fired can produce a particularly bountiful payday for a CEO. Indeed, he can 'earn' more in that single day, while cleaning out his desk, than an American worker earns in a lifetime of cleaning toilets. Forget the old maxim about nothing succeeding like success: Today, in the executive suite, the all-too-prevalent rule is that nothing succeeds like failure.

There is nothing like scrubbing toilets for a living to make you question the choices you have made in life.

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.

Public toilets have a duty to be accessible, poetry does not.

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.

We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again.

I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell.

If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.