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If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.
Tom Upton
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Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.
Tom Upton
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Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.
Tom Upton
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An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can’t find anything worth doing.
Tom Upton
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Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?
Tom Upton
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I really should come with a warning label.
Tom Upton
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It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.
Tom Upton
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You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.
Tom Upton
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Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything.
Tom Upton
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I just love things that serve a duel purpose.
Tom Upton
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Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?
Tom Upton
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Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the next time.
Tom Upton
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You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.
Tom Upton
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Maybe anything that anybody ever has is for now. What happened before is gone, and what will happen later is an illusion.
Tom Upton
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Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.
Tom Upton
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I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.
Tom Upton