Tre Cool Quotes

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg

Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.

We're Green Day. We can do whatever we want.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.

I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.

I get mad when people are against pot.

I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely makes sense and it's definitely one option. But, personally, I prefer peace. You know, maybe I'm just being ignorant and shortsighted, you know, it's true I'm not running the government, I'm not running the United States. I just don't think that killing people is a good way to remedy people dying. Martin Luther King Jr. said that you can murder a murderer but you can never murder murder itself.

I’ve played on literally every brand of US drums out there, and I’ve finally found my home. I’ve been looking for drums like these my whole life. True American hot rod custom kits. From the look and sound to the service and attention, it’s good to now be a part of the SJC family.

Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!

Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.

Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.

I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years.