Turds Quotes

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.

Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box.

You can't polish a turd.

You're like a turd that won't flush.

If you don't have a mobile strategy, you're in deep turd.

I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl.

that's as nutty as squirrel turds

If it's not working, you can't polish a turd.

I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

When you mix raisins and turds, you've still got turds.

When a writer is swayed with his fame and his fortune, you can float him down the river with the turds.

Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.

I live in a 9 million dollar turd.

The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers. Like flies on the same turd.

[On journalists:] They are as disruptive a menace to the public body: as grating turds in the intestines are to the private body.