1.
I don`t make mistakes. I bury them.
The Undertaker
'I don't commit errors. I conceal them.'
2.
Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things.
The Undertaker
Existence isn't that gratifying; which is why everyone desires pleasant things.
3.
You can't hide... from The Deadman.
The Undertaker
You can't evade... the Grim Reaper.
4.
If you try me, I will make you famous.
The Undertaker
If you dare me, I will ensure your renown.
5.
I've crippled more people than polio.
The Undertaker
I have caused more damage than the most devastating of diseases.
6.
My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania!
Paul Heyman
7.
I will claim the soul of The Undertaker
Bray Wyatt
10.
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
W. C. Fields
11.
Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.
Mick Foley
12.
One mistake up here and it's half a day out with the undertaker!
Fred Dibnah
13.
apathy is about as near to the undertaker as you can get.
Arlene Francis
14.
There is a great supply of amateur undertakers in show business.
Ethel Waters
16.
I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.
Mark Twain
17.
You'll never get me into a tux. Not until I'm dead and I have no choice because that's what the undertaker put me in.
Danny Elfman