Underwear Quotes

A grid is like underwear, you wear it but it's not to be exposed.

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.

I know something you don't....and that is.... I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR! We're gonna get sexy for a minute!

I went out in my goddamn underwear too!

Lust: Which senator once reached for a handkerchief in his pocket and proceeded to wipe his brow with a pair of women's panties?

I'm into cotton underwear. I don”t need cheetah print leather to make me feel sexy.

Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers.

What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades's underwear?

Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don't know where your underwear is.

I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what came and did the best I could with it.

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

I've still got the same attitude I had when I started. I haven't changed anything but my underwear.

Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.

The trouble with emergencies is," she said, "that I always put on my finest underwear and then nothing happens.

I'm very old-fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear.

I love a man who can wear my underwear.

I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete.

I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.

I love Calvin Klein underwear. That's the only kind of underwear I wear.

I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.

I'm an addict for underwear.

I'm superstitious ... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.

I'm not "filled with my art". I ain't got no art. I've got only a kind of craftsman's skill, and make stories as I make biscuits or embroider underwear or wrap up packages.

Before we can leave our parents, they stuff our heads like the suitcases which they jam-pack with homemade underwear.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

Im too hung for womens underwear.

Underwear is such an emotional thing.

I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?

Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear.

Do you know what Bill Gates has to pull out of an old coat, to feel like I did with a $20 bill? First of all, the idea that Bill Gates has an old coat is preposterous. If he has an old coat, it's the coat Abe Lincoln was shot in and he wears it as a bathrobe - no underwear by the way. He lets his billionaire balls swing willy-nilly beneath the death cloak of the great emancipator. That's your 1%.

I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush.

Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!

You do not go out into the street in your underwear, although usually you are wearing underwear. The underwear is not visible but it is there all the time. It is the same with concepts. They are there. They underlie practical things we do- even when we are not conscious of them.

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

As we all know, there is no underwear in space.

I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.

Why is it that there's more indignation over a photo of a prisoner with underwear on his head than over the video of a young American with no head at all?

Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog.

Who hasn't danced in their underwear?

If I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?

What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.

The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets

Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don't change them once in a while.

I've always been big. I'm never going to be an underwear model. But I am who I am, and that has its advantages and disadvantages.

I always listen to NSYNC's "Tearin' Up My Heart." It reminds me to wear a bra.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.