Unicorn Quotes

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a unicorn.

Now I will believe that there are unicorns.

We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream.

The last unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone.

Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any

Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary.

...no place is more enchanted than where a unicorn has been born.

The unicorn is a mythical beast.

Logic must no more admit a unicorn than zoology can.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

A legend - now I am like a unicorn.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

Everything today has been heavy and brown. Bring me a Unicorn to ride about the town.

It would have been nice to have had unicorns.

A happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story

I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.

The mist hung in the air like a prancing unicorn.

God himself must needs be traduced, if there is no unicorn in the world.

I would compete in unicorn back riding! Why? Because we are from the same fairytale.

There is something about riding a unicorn, for those people who still can, which is unlike any other experience: exhilarating, and intoxicating, and fine.

Don't you love it that Prince doesn't use Twitter? Don't you think he's somewhere on a unicorn?

We welcome all republican endorsements, no question. We'd be happy to have that. We'd be happy to have more fair treatment in the media. But I'm not going to find unicorns on my doorstep tomorrow either.

What use is wizardry if it cannot save a Unicorn?

There are these mythic unicorn-y tales of method acting, but Marlon [Brando] wanted to have a good time.

Everyone says social media is a unicorn, but maybe it’s just a horse?

There are no happy endings, because nothing ends.

The only better thing than a unicorn, is a gay unicorn.

I feel like I don't see myself as all that different from other humans as a woman, but I'm surprised by how frequently I'm asked to see myself differently. So that's one kind of terror to have to face. Am I a unicorn? What's sticking out of my head that I'm not seeing? I'm simply female, and that puts me alongside all of my human counterparts.

You don't have sex near unicorns. It's an ironclad rule. It's tacky.

It’s a rare man who is taken for what he truly is.

Be realistic with your expectations. I'd really like to cuddle a unicorn, but it aint going to happen.

...my conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn.

Advice to Young Poets Never pretend to be a unicorn by sticking a plunger on your head.

I didn't love stickers and unicorns and stuff, but just if I were to ride on the back of a beast to work, I want it to be a frickin' unicorn.

The actual evidence concerning the Exodus resembles the evidence for the unicorn.

The lost unicorn is in our presence!!

The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock.

So wary as to disappear for centuries and reappear but never caught, the unicorn has been preserved by an unmatched device wrought like the work of expert blacksmiths.

Unicorns," I said. "Very dangerous. You go first.

But I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished." -the Lady Amalthea, from The Last Unicorn

Ronald Reagan believes in the free market like some people believe in unicorns.

What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn?

That was like seeing a dodo and a unicorn all wrapped up in one

We'd be happy to have more fair treatment in the media, but I'm not going to find unicorns on my doorstep tomorrow.

Would you believe it's harder to find a virgin than a unicorn in New York?