1.
Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a unicorn.
Jaime Murray
"Be true to who you are, unless you can magically transform into a mythical creature. In that case, be a unicorn!"
2.
Now I will believe that there are unicorns.
William Shakespeare
I will accept that unicorns exist.
3.
We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream.
Peter S. Beagle
'Appearance is not always truth, and aspirations are rarely reality.'
4.
The last unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone.
Peter S. Beagle
5.
Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any
Dr. Seuss
6.
Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.
Meg Cabot
7.
Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary.
Mikey Way
8.
...no place is more enchanted than where a unicorn has been born.
Peter S. Beagle
11.
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
Eoin Colfer
13.
A unicorn is a donkey from the future
Joe Rogan
14.
Everything today has been heavy and brown. Bring me a Unicorn to ride about the town.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
15.
It would have been nice to have had unicorns.
Tom Stoppard
18.
God himself must needs be traduced, if there is no unicorn in the world.
Edward Topsell
19.
The mist hung in the air like a prancing unicorn.
Graham Joyce
20.
I would compete in unicorn back riding! Why? Because we are from the same fairytale.
Sasha Pivovarova
21.
There is something about riding a unicorn, for those people who still can, which is unlike any other experience: exhilarating, and intoxicating, and fine.
Neil Gaiman
22.
Don't you love it that Prince doesn't use Twitter? Don't you think he's somewhere on a unicorn?
Bruno Mars
24.
We welcome all republican endorsements, no question. We'd be happy to have that. We'd be happy to have more fair treatment in the media. But I'm not going to find unicorns on my doorstep tomorrow either.
Kellyanne Conway
25.
There are these mythic unicorn-y tales of method acting, but Marlon [Brando] wanted to have a good time.
Johnny Depp
26.
Everyone says social media is a unicorn, but maybe it’s just a horse?
Jay Baer
28.
Be realistic with your expectations. I'd really like to cuddle a unicorn, but it aint going to happen.
India Knight
30.
The only better thing than a unicorn, is a gay unicorn.
Lady Gaga
31.
I feel like I don't see myself as all that different from other humans as a woman, but I'm surprised by how frequently I'm asked to see myself differently. So that's one kind of terror to have to face. Am I a unicorn? What's sticking out of my head that I'm not seeing? I'm simply female, and that puts me alongside all of my human counterparts.
Karyn Kusama
32.
You don't have sex near unicorns. It's an ironclad rule. It's tacky.
J. K. Rowling
33.
Advice to Young Poets Never pretend to be a unicorn by sticking a plunger on your head.
Martin Espada
34.
...my conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn.
Jeff Lindsay
35.
The actual evidence concerning the Exodus resembles the evidence for the unicorn.
Baruch Halpern
36.
I didn't love stickers and unicorns and stuff, but just if I were to ride on the back of a beast to work, I want it to be a frickin' unicorn.
Laura Benanti
37.
The lost unicorn is in our presence!!
Olivia
38.
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock.
Peter S. Beagle
39.
So wary as to disappear for centuries and reappear but never caught, the unicorn has been preserved by an unmatched device wrought like the work of expert blacksmiths.
Marianne Moore
40.
We'd be happy to have more fair treatment in the media, but I'm not going to find unicorns on my doorstep tomorrow.
Anderson Cooper
41.
Would you believe it's harder to find a virgin than a unicorn in New York?
Naomi Novik
42.
Unicorns," I said. "Very dangerous. You go first.
Jim Butcher
43.
But I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished." -the Lady Amalthea, from The Last Unicorn
Peter S. Beagle
44.
Ronald Reagan believes in the free market like some people believe in unicorns.
Barney Frank
46.
That was like seeing a dodo and a unicorn all wrapped up in one
Rachel Maddow