Uterus Quotes

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

There is no other organ quite like the uterus. If men had such an organ they would brag about it. So should we

The question was asked, how can you be a mother and a congresswoman? I said, I have a brain, I have a uterus and they both work.

We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is 'knowing what your uterus looks like'.

To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't be destroyed, then implant one in your uterus and bring it to term. That's right, put your cervix where your mouth is.

Women are not supposed to have uteruses, especially in poems.

When a man can't explain a woman's actions, the first thing he thinks of is the condition of her uterus.

The first thing the male establishment wants to control is uterus and birth. You might call it womb envy. But even worse is the fact we are still using the male model of sexual response for women.

I'm marrying you, not your uterus.

Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. My uterus is just going to come out between my legs and I'm going to look like I'm walking around with an enormous load in my pants.

All elongated objects, such as sticks, tree-trunks and umbrellas(the opening of these last being comparable to an erection) may stand for the male organ...Boxes, cases, chests, cupboards, and ovens represent the uterus...Rooms in dreams are usually women...Many landscapes in dreams, especially any containing breidges or wooded hills, may clearly be recognized as descriptions of the genitals.

Conservatives say a lot about wanting the government stay out of our lives and businesses. We need to make sure the government stays out of our uteruses.

I have a brain, I have a uterus, and they both work.

I compare songwriting to childbirth. How many kids can you have before your uterus explodes?