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There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!
Andrew Dice Clay
An elderly woman residing in a boot possessed so many progeny that her womb tumbled out!
2.
There is no other organ quite like the uterus. If men had such an organ they would brag about it. So should we
Ina May Gaskin
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The question was asked, how can you be a mother and a congresswoman? I said, I have a brain, I have a uterus and they both work.
Patricia Schroeder
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We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is 'knowing what your uterus looks like'.
Nora Ephron
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To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't be destroyed, then implant one in your uterus and bring it to term. That's right, put your cervix where your mouth is.
Bill Maher
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The first thing the male establishment wants to control is uterus and birth. You might call it womb envy. But even worse is the fact we are still using the male model of sexual response for women.
Betty Dodson
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Women are not supposed to have uteruses, especially in poems.
Maxine Kumin
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When a man can't explain a woman's actions, the first thing he thinks of is the condition of her uterus.
Clare Boothe Luce
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Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. My uterus is just going to come out between my legs and I'm going to look like I'm walking around with an enormous load in my pants.
Meg Cabot
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All elongated objects, such as sticks, tree-trunks and umbrellas(the opening of these last being comparable to an erection) may stand for the male organ...Boxes, cases, chests, cupboards, and ovens represent the uterus...Rooms in dreams are usually women...Many landscapes in dreams, especially any containing breidges or wooded hills, may clearly be recognized as descriptions of the genitals.
Sigmund Freud
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I compare songwriting to childbirth. How many kids can you have before your uterus explodes?
Billy Joel
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Conservatives say a lot about wanting the government stay out of our lives and businesses. We need to make sure the government stays out of our uteruses.
Chrissy Teigen