1.
Still when I'm a mess
I still put on a vest
With an 'S' on my chest
Oh yes, I'm a Superwoman
Alicia Keys
Despite my disarray
I persist in wearing a coat
Bearing a letter of 'S' on its front
Indeed, I'm an invincible being
2.
I wore bulletproof vests, and my bodyguards had the option of having bulletproof vests - I bought five sets.
Ernst Zundel
3.
He who observes etiquette but objects to lying is like someone who dresses fashionably but wears no vest.
Walter Benjamin
4.
I try to be a man of mystery. I try to keep the various projects I'm up to as close to the vest as possible until it's time to reveal them.
Alex Hirsch
5.
Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.
Steven Wright
6.
As soon as we are stripped of the sordid garb of avarice, we shall be clothed with the royal and imperial vest of the opposite virtue, liberality.
Philip Neri
7.
If somebody had made that [deal] to me when I was a businessman, I would have said he proposed to give me the sleeves from his vest.
George P. Shultz
8.
I don't like those chiffon nighties ... they show your vest.
Joyce Grenfell
9.
And that vest won't help, cuz I'm aimin' at yo scalp
Lil Wayne
11.
When we vest our personal opinions with the trappings of religion, we make religion the servant of our politics.
John C. Danforth
12.
For the last time, you cannot wear that cropped fleece vest
Julie Andrews
13.
I always find it difficult to dress in between seasons, but I quite like putting T-shirts on with a vest over the top and another layer so you can peel them back as the day goes on.
Poppy Delevingne
14.
If you're wearing a jacket, as I always am, the sweater vest always needs to be buttoned, with the exception of the bottom button. But if you're going sans jacket, you can leave it open.
Tim Gunn
15.
What do you do?' she asks, holding out the vest. 'What do you do?' 'What do you do?' she asks, her voice shaking. 'Don't ask me, please. Okay, Clay?' 'Why not?' She sits on the mattress after I get up. Muriel screams. 'Because... I don't know,' she sighs. I look at her and don't feel anything and walk out with my vest.
Bret Easton Ellis
16.
Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests!
P. G. Wodehouse
17.
The leather vests are work vests, supposed to look like factory workers. They're actually the vests we use in the studio when we make jewelry.
Pamela Love
19.
It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.
Andy Borowitz