Victoria Jackson Quotes

There's a communist living in the White House!

I think abortion is murder.

The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We're killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day. . . . I don't know, 3,700 a day or something like that. A million a day, I don't know. I'm not good with numbers. We're killing lots of babies every day. It's infanticide. Its genocide. We are . . . How can God bless our country, seriously?

Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.

Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.

But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will, then you don't have as much pressure as someone who bases all their happiness on whether they're a movie star.

I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.

The bottom line of Hollywood is money.

That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life.

When you go on an audition it's very frightening.

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.

I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.

I think the reason they cast me as the good girls is because they couldn't find any in Hollywood.

Maybe entertainment is not supposed to be reality.

So finally I came up with a thing that felt really pure, and I'm Christian, so when I hear about death I have a lot of hope because I believe in Jesus and life after death, and John 3:16.

I always dreamed of being Maria in The Sound of Music.

I don't feel any part of religion. I think the Bible is God's gift of salvation that He gave me because I trusted in Him when I was six year-old. It was a gift and I didn't earn it.

Sometimes I like to vent.

Religion is man's attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God.

It's in the Bible. God created it. He did not create gay marriage. He created man and woman marriage -- duh!

I always wanted to be on a sitcom.

I've had a lot of struggles and I would be in a lot of trouble, I think, if I wasn't a Christian.

I've never been in the music industry, only acting.

Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.

It doesn't make your life stop being fun to be a Christian.

Maybe I'll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience.

I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.

Are Christians too stupid that we can't write a script, we can't film a movie OR we don't know how to act?

I thought it was a really good contrast to have a really sweet, sincere, church girl sitting next to the church lady who seemed kind of, you know, over the top.

I watch Glenn Beck and he's taught me well. Progressive is the new word for Communist

I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.