Vince McMahon Quotes

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.

But because our organization has grown so much and in so many different ways, the delegation process places responsibility and authority on the shoulders of people you can watch grow and watch the way they treat others.

You need to surround yourself with quality human beings that are intelligent and have a vision.

You can rise above it. This country gives you opportunity if you want to take it, so don't blame your environment. I look down on people who use their environment as a crutch.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

From a person standpoint, the old expression of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger is somewhat true.

That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment.

I'm not afraid of failing. I don't like to fail. I hate to fail. But I'm not afraid of it.

I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.

If I like you, I'm going to tell you. I'm a hugger, even with men: I'm just very deep.

That's right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!

The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.

I'm a guy who gets more out of life than some people - more out of one big breath of fresh air than most people get from breathing in and out for a lifetime.

I think that the Internet - and I do love the free flow of ideas on the 'Net - is like the wild west of the information world.

I don't know what drives me, I don't have a clue, but I'm driven more today than I ever have been.

I do think the standards of the media have dropped to an all-time low in terms of credibility.

Giving it to the audience is probably the easiest thing. Finding out what they truly want is probably the most difficult.

We love our fans, so there's nothing we wouldn't do for them, and we go directly to t hem.

I'm a real common sense guy who caught a lot of good breaks and who has been very, very fortunate.

I got balls the size of grapefruits!

Better than that orange crap you wear!

Shawn Michaels - the greatest WWE champion of all time!

I'm your genetic jackhammer!

We are Hollywood. We're entertainment, and that's what the World Wrestling Federation is all about.

I'm not too good at lying still in the sun.

We do have our finger on the pulse of the marketplace, if for no other reasons than having all these live events and listening to our audience all the time.

The biggest thrill in the world is entertaining the public, there is no bigger thrill than that.

I would dare say that most anyone in public life, if they stay in public long enough, is not treated fairly.

I have to do something with my mind, or I'll get in trouble.

The standards are being lowered, not just on the Internet, but in all of news and media.

I'm Vince McMahon, dammit, let's hear it!

Regardless of how well a studio is run, it's only as good as the product it produces.

What's good in the hood?

I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.

It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!

The next time you drop my jacket, I'll drop you!

Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!

I guess maybe another gift I have is a great work ethic.

Pro wrestling is what my dad did.

One of the problems with the Internet is that a lot of times it is inaccurate.

The boyhood dream has come true for Shawn Michaels.

So, I get a kick out of working with the media.

I'm excited about it, thrilled with the success thus far.

I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!

That's Right! I Own the WCW!

I don't mind paying people more for something if we're getting more. But just to change a deal because you're greedy and you want more? No. I'm not gonna go along with that.

I don't like to sleep. I'm missing something when I'm sleeping.

I think there are certain business matters which we must now conduct differently than we used to.

We're going to be treated very poorly, I think that goes with the territory, and you have to get over it, get beyond it and know who you are among your peers and especially among your family when you look in the mirror.

When I'm on vacation here in the States, I can do all kinds of stuff; I can train and keep busy.