Vodka Quotes

I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.

Everybody is jumping up and down back in Russia. Probably lots of vodka, too.

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish.

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.

We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.

I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.

I'm second in doubles - double vodkas, double scotches.

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I think that's what we love about the vodka, is that it's consistent. It's consistent in its pureness and that's how I tie it to restaurants.

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.

I like vodka tonics and gin & tonics. I also like gimlets. I like things that have sweetness with a bit of a kick.

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.

Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss

I thought you said scrying was a bad idea.” “It's like vodka,” Calla said. “It really depends on who's doing it.

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats.

We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards.

I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.