Waitress Quotes

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.

All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you.

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities.

I own the restaurant. There are a lot of cooks, waiters and waitresses in this restaurant. They worry about their problems. I worry about all the problems.

I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York.

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress... I got lost on the subway.

I drove a cab. But all the girls I knew when I was young who had to work - there were rich girls - but the ones who had to work were waitresses. Because you could always get shifts in a restaurant.

Television, I love it, everything that happened before television lumped together, never caused folks to turn on a street to stare at me, or waitresses to ask for autographs.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be a waitress. My sister opened a restaurant in Mississippi, and I went down there and was a waitress for a few days. Let me tell you, I got it out of my system.

If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon.

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life

I worked as a secretary, a waitress and a dance teacher - all in high school.

I wouldn't say that my experience making it [the Waitress] was necessarily uplifting, but watching it with an audience, I was surprised at how hopeful it was at the end.

I don't care how much evidence the state presented. I've never for one moment believed he murdered that waitress.

I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right.

I just thought that Adrienne [Shelly] wrote a great character [for Waitress]. It really was all on the page.

Refills are free,” the waitress tells us with a frown, like she’s hoping we’re not the kind of people who ask for endless refills. I am already pretty sure we are exactly those people.

I was a waitress. I was pretty good at it. I liked to solve those puzzles-you know, when to put the dinner order in, that sort of thing.

I love people and want to be good to people. If I'm in restaurant and somebody doesn't treat a waitress right, I literally will leave. I will unfriend you. You are not my friend anymore.