1.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Sam Kinison
2.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
Friedrich Nietzsche
3.
Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without.
Raphael Montanez Ortiz
5.
The Japanese have a word for it. It's Judo - the art of conquering by yielding. The Western equivalent of Judo is, "Yes dear".
J. P. McEvoy
6.
Six happy years together
Such a perfect matching
You're entering the 7 year itch zone
This is no time for scratching
John Walter Bratton
7.
Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them.
Jefferson Machamer
8.
You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.
Keith Sweat
11.
Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
Joseph Joubert
12.
My mother and father had a terrible marriage. They celebrated their wedding anniversary one year with their friends. Why did they celebrate? Maybe because they had lasted so many years without killing each other.
Marina Abramovic
13.
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.
Scott Adams
14.
A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself
W. E. B. Du Bois
16.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.
Mary Schmich
18.
Unto us all our days are love's anniversaries, each one In turn hath ripened something of our happiness.
Robert Bridges
19.
Love has no age as it is always renewing itself.
Blaise Pascal
20.
My best chosen friend, companion, guide, to walk through life, Linked hand-in-hand, two equal, loving friends, true husband and true wife.
Charles Gavan Duffy
21.
It's clear your marriage is a happy one
Your love is solid to the core
May the years ahead be happy ones
Each one happier than before
John Walter Bratton
22.
What's the earth With all its art, verse, music, worth — Compared with love, found, gained, and kept?
Robert Browning
24.
You've travelled through life together
Enjoying years of wedded bliss
We congratulate you on reaching
And we toast your happiness
John Walter Bratton
25.
Here's hoping that your special day
Will be more 'happy ever after'
With all the joys of friendship,
Love, fun and laughter
John Walter Bratton
26.
I've been writing verses
For 60 years...phew!
And d'yer know why I did it?
T'was especially for you
John Walter Bratton
27.
Congratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a never-ending conflict.
David Letterman
28.
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.
Gene Perret